Ok, enough is enough. Today is the last post we will ever do on drunken, drug-addled singer Amy Winehouse. Winehouse was apparently caught sunbathing topless by the paparazzi in Europe recently. There are more revealing photos, but what’s the point? Just the above photo is enough to give most sane people nightmares.
Granted, we ourselves have exploited Ms. Winehouse’s misfortune in the past. Winehouse used to do so many bizarre things that we actually chronicled her screw ups regularly in a feature called the “Daily Amy.” So, every time Winehouse punched somebody, got caught on tape using drugs, smoked a cigarette while being hospitalized for emphysema, or just went shopping for liquor we were there for the cheap laugh.
Well, no more. Amy Winehouse is a sad, doomed, pathetic human being. She will be dead very soon, but we won’t be there to laugh at the corpse. As of this post we are washing our hands of Ms. Winehouse. Thanks for the comic fodder you’ve provided. Here’s a couple of Amy’s Greatest Hits over the past year: Auf Wiedersehen, baby!
AMY WINEHOUSE SO TRASHED SHE LOSES HER MOTOR SKILLS
AMY WINEHOUSE DEMONSTARTES HER BABYSITTING ABILITIES
AMY WINEHOUSE GETS DRUNK AND WALKS INTO A POST
AMY WINEHOUSE DRINKING SO MUCH SHE HAD TO WEAR A DIAPER TO LEAVE THE HOUSE AT AGE 23
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