Sil is briskly walking to the open door of his limo, until his dick convinces his body to turn toward an unsuspecting, female civil servant and pretend he’s Ron Jeremy, dryhumping an already disheveled meter maid. Only Silvio would understand in a blink of an eye, that humiliating a ticket nazi could never hurt his image.

That bitch was probably going to write the Berlusconi pussy-pad limo a red zone violation…and that shit adds up, not like a Madoff winky penis