SALES FOR TIGER WOODS ITEMS AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH

Today’s Wall Street Journal reports that sales of Tiger Woods apparel is actually HIGHER following his sex scandal.

TEN-YEAR-OLD WORKS OUT WITH NBA TEAMS

 

JAYLIN FLEMING

Jaylin Fleming is the ultimate child prodigy. At 10, he is already such a great basketball player that he is a YouTube legend and has been featured in Dime magazine, the Washington Post and the Chicago Tribune.

At least two NBA teams have allowed the 10-year-old point guard to practice with them. After Fleming worked out with the Chicago Bulls, All-Star point guard Derrick Rose said, “He’s better than me-that’s what’s crazy about it.”

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SANDRA BULLOCK IS MARRIED TO A NAZI

JESSE JAMES GIVES HITLER SALUTE WHILE WEARING A WWII GERMAN OFFICER’S CAP

PARTNERS IN CRIME: PETE CARROLL BACKS TIM FLOYD

ROGER CLEMENS HAD TROUBLE LAUNCHING LITTLE ROCKET

Washed up country music singer-turned reality tv star Mindy McCready has fallen so low she’s now doing porn. McCready has a sex video out for sale which also features commentary and interviews. In one of the excerpts, McCready says her famed lover, baseball pitcher Roger Clemens, has a smaller penis than the guy who played Superman on tv in the 90s. McCready also says Clemens often had trouble getting an erection.

Must be the steroids.

*Update: Apparently, federal prosecutors feel the same. The Sporting News is reporting that the Feds are interviewing McCready about Clemens’erectile dysfunction which is a possible symptom of steroid use.

SARAH PALIN BREAKS OUT THE LEATHER

SARAH PALIN CAMPAIGNING THIS WEEK FOR SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN IN ARIZONA

WES WELKER POSES FOR PHOTO WITH FAMED PROSTITUTE

WIDE RECEIVER WES WELKER OF THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS POSES WITH WORLD-FAMOUS HOOKER AHSLEY DUPRE (WHO BROUGHT DOWN THE GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK) WHILE ATTENDING A PAJAMA PARTY AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE SPENT $2,000 IN HOLLYWOOD S&M STRIP CLUB

 

The New York Daily News is reporting that the Republican National Committee ran up a $1,946 tab at the California strip club Voyeur West Hollywood. That information came from documents filed with the Federal Election Commission.

Voyeur West Hollywood is famed for its S&M style bondage motif. It is described as having a ”dark leather-heavy interior reminiscant of the masked orgy scene” in the Stanley Kubrick movie “Eyes Wide Shut.”

VOYEUR WEST HOLLYWOOD

IT’S 2010 AND PHIL MUSHNICK IS STILL BITCHING ABOUT TATTOOS

PHIL MUSHNICK

New York Post media critic Phil Mushnick spent his entire Monday column complaining about how many players in this year’s NCAA college basketball tournament had tattoos.

TENNESSEE  GUARD BOBBY MAZE REACTS TO PHIL MUSHNICK’S COLUMN

YANKEES TO THROW AMBIDEXTROUS PITCHER TUESDAY

PAT VENDITTE

The New York Yankees are starting minor league pitcher Pat Venditte against the Atlanta Braves in their exhibtion game Tuesday. Venditte is amidextrous. If he make it to the majors, Venditte will become the first Major League pitcher to throw with both hands in history.