Archive for September, 2011
Former Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty was the first major Republican figure to drop out of the 2012 presidential race. The spineless Pawlenty failed to excite voters in any way and was constantly getting schooled in debates and in public by his TITANIUM-spined fellow Minnesotan Michele Bachmann.
Mediaite.com is reporting that Pawlenty immediately sought refuge by applying for a job as a political analyst with Fox News. However, Pawlenty was deemed too boring for tv and did not get the job.
What a revolting development on ABC’s “Dancing With The Stars.” TV talk show harpy Nancy Grace’s boobs popped out after one of her routines. Ahhhhhh!
The show managed to edit out most of the damage but got in a snide comment of, “On the European version that would be perfectly fine.”
There’s only one way this could have been worse:
Floyd Mayweather Jr. is an ass clown. After spending his entire career ducking quality fighters in general, and Manny Pacquiao in particular, the boxer finally found someone he was comfortable taking on. HBO’s 80-year-old boxing announcer, Larry Merchant.
Mayweather Jr. won Saturday night’s controversial fight against Victor Ortiz with an amazingly cheap (but arguably legal) shot. The fight was stopped in the 4th round following a head butt by Ortiz. After the stoppage, Ortiz came up to apologize to Mayweather, literally hugging and kissing him. After the bell rang to resume action, Ortiz tried to hug Mayweather Jr. again. He responded by knocking Ortiz’s ass out. The shot came so quickly that the referee wasn’t even looking. He literally never saw the shot that knocked Ortiz out. It was one of the most controversial ending to a major fight in years.
In the post-fight interview, Merchant asks Mayweather Jr. about the controversial ending. Mayweather rightly points out that fighters need to be ready “at all times.” Besides, the fight was only stopped because of poor sportsmanship by Ortiz. Mayweather then abruptly breaks off the interview telling Merchant, “You never give me a fair shake.”
The interview digresses from there with Mayweather Jr. screaming that HBO should fire Merchant. It climaxes with Merchant yelling, “If I was 50 years younger I’d kick your ass!”
“I JUST FUCKED A BLACK MAN!”
23-YEAR-OLD SARAH HEATH
The Tea Party’s not going to like this. Earlier this week, The National Enquirer had a “bombshell” and “world exclusive” story that former Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin once snorted coke off an oil drum on a snowmobiling trip. The Enquirer managed to get advance information on details of the the upcoming Palin book “The Rogue” by author Joe McGinniss.
However, the charges of cocaine use is not the excerpt from the book getting the most media attention. No, that would be the anecdote by McGinniss that, in 1987, Palin hooked up with then-University of Michigan basketball star Glen Rice for a “steamy interracial” one night stand. Rice has basically confirmed that he had sex with Palin and remembers her fondly. Palin was 23 when the alleged one-on-one encounter took place and happened while she was a weekend tv sports anchor in Anchorage covering The Great Alaska Shootout basketball tournament.
Mother Jones says Palin was not as open minded as Rice. Nor, did she remember the encounter as fondly. In fact, according to McGinnis, Palin was “horrified” and “freaked out” He quotes a Palin “friend” as saying she was “completely crazed.” The person claims Palin screamed, “I can’t beleive I just fucked a black man!”
SARAH PALIN’S COLLEGE EXPERIENCE APPARENTLY INCLUDED HAVING SEX WITH BLACK MEN AND SNORTING COCAINE
Who doesn’t love the bad girl beauty pageant contestants? A spokeswoman for Donald Trump’s Miss Universe contest admitted to scolding Miss Colombia for “going commando” and not wearing any underwear with her skimpy outfits during numerous media and public appearances.