Archive for the ‘Florida’ Category

PHOTO OF DRUNK GRANDPA WHO PASSED OUT WHILE PUSHING STROLLER

January 19, 2011

A Florida grandfather has been arrested for felony child neglect after being so drunk that he passed out while pushing his grandson’s baby stroller. Police who arrived on the scene found cans of Keystone Ice stuffed into the stroller.

Surprisingly, the guy was passed out long enough to be photographed by his local paper. Not surprisingly, this happened in Florida.

600-POUND MAN AVOIDS JAIL

April 3, 2010

A mug shot of the Florida man arrested for scamming restaurants.

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Another Florida classic.

The Smoking Gun has the story of a 600-pound man who was convicted of stealing food from various restaurants and convenience stores. George Jolicoeur tried to get $50 back from a Seminole County 7-11 by claiming the beef jerky he had purchased was “moldy.”

Jolicoeur has a history of seeking refunds from stores for voluminous amounts of food. He also tried to get money for 10 gallons worth of Dreyer’s ice cream that Jolicoeur said had been damaged. Jolicoeur also once refused to pay for five milk shakes that he drank after claiming to find a hair in the last one.

Even better, the New York Daily News is reporting that Jolicoeur is avoiding jail for the simple reason that he is too fat. Prosecutors didn’t want to assume the bedridden bandit’s medical costs. Quote of the year: On his way to jail, Jolicoeur was overheard saying, “The beef jerky got me.”

FLORIDA MUG SHOT OF THE DAY

July 24, 2009

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FLORIDA MAN ACCUSED OF RAPING DOG

July 23, 2009

 

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IDIOT FLORIDA CRIMINAL TRIES TO CASH FAKE $1,000,000 BILL AT WAL-MART

June 18, 2009

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A Florida man has been arrested after trying to cash a counterfeit $1,000,000 bill at a Miami Wal-Mart.

The U.S. Attorney’s office says Moore is in custody after also filing fraudulent documents with the Treasury Department and the IRS seeking $14 trillion.

 Moore also filed a false tax return seeking a $10 million refund.

 

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DUMBASS CRIMINAL MARLON MOORE

BILLS FULLBACK IS ACCUSED OF BEING A MAJOR PERVERT

May 16, 2009

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COREY MCINTYRE

Buffalo Bills running back Corey McIntyre was arrested in Florida Thursday and charged with “exposure of sexual organs.” McIntyre is accused of riding his bicycle to the house of a 59-year-old woman and masturbating outside her window.

Since it’s Florida, McIntyre’s storyon tcpalm.com is right next to an article about a man arrested for “naked vandalism.” that guy’s mug shot was even better than McIntyre’s.

 

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ANOTHER FLORIDA PERVERT-MAN ACCUSED OF “NAKED VANDALISM”

FORMER TAMPA ANCHORWOMAN ARRESTED FOR DUI ON MOTHER’S DAY

May 12, 2009

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JENNIFER HOWE WITH MAKEUP

 

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JENNIFER HOWE MUG SHOT WITHOUT MAKEUP-YIKES!

Former WTSP weekend  news anchor Jennifer Howe has been arrested for driving under the influence. Howe was arrested on Mother’s Day in St. Petersburg, Florida.

THE STATE OF FLORIDA INTRODUCES JESUS LICENSE PLATES

April 29, 2009

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FLORIDA LITTLE LEAGUE COACH ARRESTED SELLING WEED

March 23, 2009

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FLORIDA HOLDS ALLIGATOR WRESTLING COMPETITION

February 10, 2009

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The Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, Florida is hosting its first annual alligator wrestling championship this weekend.

 

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