Posts Tagged ‘Lawrence Taylor’

Lawrence Taylor on prostitutes: “I don’t card ‘em”

March 24, 2011

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MAKE MONEY OFF LAWRENCE TAYLOR GOING TO JAIL

January 17, 2011

Remember the line from the Kevin Smith movie Clerks – “There’s nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others”?

Well, why not make a profit off others misery as well?

Thanks to Bodog.com, you can now bet on whether disgraced former football star Lawrence Taylor will violate his probation for having sex with an underaged prostitute. That’s right, make money if LT goes to prison. Yay!

L.T. GOES FOR THE MASTURBATION DEFENSE

May 12, 2010

Former New York Giants star Lawrence Taylor has come up with a unique defense against allegations of having sex with an underage prostitute. According to both the New York Post and the New York Daily News, Taylor’s lawyers plan to claim the linebacker never touched the underage girl. He touched himself.

That’s right, because of a used condom found in the room in which Taylor allegedly had sex with the 16-year-old girl, LT is going to claim he “pleasured myself, not her” and masturbated during the encounter. The girl in the case insists she had sex with Taylor and was paid $300 for the act.

A LAWRENCE TAYLOR ARREST THAT IS NOT FUNNY

May 6, 2010

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Legendary New York Giants linebacker Lawrence Taylor, arguably the greatest defensive player in NFL history, has been arrested in New York on rape charges involving a 16-year-old girl.

The girl is a runaway and “there is a pimp involved.” Under New York state law, a 16-year-old girl cannot legally have consensual sex. Taylor is 51. The girl was also “punched in the face” and treated at a local hospital.

Taylor was a 10-time Pro Bowler and a former NFL MVP with the Giants. He has had numerous drug and criminal issues since his retirement.

Details of this latest incident are still coming in. The New York Post says Taylor paid $300 to have sex with the girl and authorities have recovered a used condom. TMZ.com quotes Taylor’s current wife as saying the whole thing was a “set up” and the charges are “bullsh**.”

NOW, THAT’S A DRAFT

April 26, 2010

New York Giants legend Lawrence Taylor was interviewed by Sports Illustrated about his draft day experience.  Taylor claims he doesn’t remember anything about being drafted other than “I drank 41 Coors Lights.”

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LAWRENCE TAYLOR SAYS TIGER WOODS SHOULD “GO LOOKING FOR JESPER PARNEVIK AND BEAT HIS ASS”

December 14, 2009

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LAWRENCE TAYLOR’S LATEST MUGSHOT

Pay attention kiddies. This is why you shouldn’t do crack.

Former New York Giants linebacker Lawrence Taylor gave a spectacular interview with WFAN radio in New York Monday. Taylor told Mike Francesa:

“The first thing I would do if I get back on the golf course, I would go looking for Jesper Parnevik and I would beat his ass.”

Parnevik was the pro golfer who introduced Woods to his wife. He recently made comments critical of Woods.

LAWRENCE TAYLOR ARRESTED AGAIN

November 9, 2009

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LATEST LT MUGSHOT FOR “LEAVING THE SCENE OF AN ACCIDENT”


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