CONGRATS: SAN JUAN CAPASTRANO USED TO BE KNOWN FOR SWALLOWS. NOW, IT’S KNOWN FOR…SWALLOWS

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HOPE JACOBY: LATEST IN A LINE OF HOT BLONDE SEX CRIMINALS

Congratulations to Hope Jacoby of San Juan Capistrano, California. She’s about to be famous.

Actually, “infamous” may be a better choice of words. The 23-year-old high school trainer was arrested and had her picture plastered on the covers of the LA Times for being a sex criminal (on Christmas Day no less.) Jacoby was arrested on charges of “suspicion of oral copulation” of a minor and having sex with a minor. Jacoby allegedly had sex with a varsity athlete from her employer, Tustin High School in Orange County.

Every sports blog and website on the face of the earth has rushed to this story including Busted Coverage, The Big Lead, With Leather, Badjocks, Deadspin , Barstool Sports (NSFW headline), etc.

 

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HOPE JACOBY MYSPACE PICTURE

Thanks to the internet, Miss Jacoby is going to be the most famous sex criminal in U.S. history. Although she may live to be 100 and go on to do many great things with her life, Brook Jacoby will forever be linked with the phrase “oral copulation with a minor.” She could cure cancer and THAT’S not going away. 

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HOPE JACOBY MUGSHOT

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