Archive for April, 2009

WHO’S MORE DESPERATE AND PATHETIC, JOHN HENRY OR THE BOSTON GLOBE?

April 30, 2009

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JON HENRY AND HIS NEW YOUNG TROPHY WIFE, LINDA PIZUTTI, SHARE ICE CREAM IN PARIS

These days it’s hard to feel sorry for billionaires. Especially ones who made their money trading derivatives on Wall Street. Combine that with arrogance, and you have the profile of Boston Red Sox owner John Henry.

Still, you have to feel sorry for the guy. Even a Yankees fan would cringe reading the e-mails the 59-year-old sent to Linda Pizutti, the 30-year-old who is about to become Henry’s second wife. One of Pizutti’s “friends” is a writer at Boston Magazine. She re-printed some of the e-mails the billionaire sent Pizutti while he was courting her.

The cringeworthy e-mails were published word-for-word in the current issue of Boston Magazine and God, they are AWFUL. Some accounts (like today’s Boston Globe) have described John Henry’s e-mails as “lovesick.” Maybe. I guess there’s a fine line between “lovesick” and just plain “sick.” Actually, that’s not quite fair. Henry’s e-mails are more pathetic than vile. Anyone reading Henry’s horrible, godawful e-mails would be left with just two questions:

1. How in the f*** did this guy ever get a date in his entire life?

and

2. WHY would Pizutti or any woman on the face of the earth ever go out with the idiot who wrote these e-mails?

The answer to question one, of course, is: HE’S A BILLIONAIRE!

The answer to question two is likewise: HE’S A BILLIONAIRE!

The only conclusions any sane person could come to after reading the Boston Magazine piece are:

* If  John Henry weren’t a billionaire he is too big a geek to EVER have sex with a woman without paying for it.

and

* Linda Pizutti is a gold-digging borderline prostitute for going out with Henry despite his ridiculous e-mails.

What’s unbelievable is the Boston Magazine article on the Henry/Pizutti romance was supposed to make Henry look good! You see, John Henry wasn’t just supposed to be Linda Pizutti’s White Knight (she could probably find some other rich guy to sleep with.) No, what’s truly idiotic about this story is that Henry was supposed to be the Boston Globe’s savior.

The story, using Henry’s own personal e-mails and photos, was published just after he was rumored to be interested in buying the Boston Globe newspaper and saving it from possibly shutting down. The story was designed as a puff piece. Mission NOT accomplished.

The reader comments in the Globe eviscerate both the hometown owner and the newspaper. Among the comments:

 

“…really, really sick.”

 

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“Who cares?! Why is this considered newsworthy?”

 

 

 

Other readers cynically point out the connection between Henry’s reported talks to buy the Globe and an article about the reclusive owner’s lovelife appearing in the paper the next day comparing the romance to the plot “…from a Lifetime movie.”

It would be easy to laugh at Henry’s current public humiliation. After all, WE taunted John Henry and Linda Pizutti on this very blog when their engagement was revealed earlier this month. Unfortunately, it’s beyond pathetic that a newspaper or a magazine would take a guy’s personal e-mails and vacation photos then print them. Even if it was simply a desperate attempt to stroke the ego of the douchebag featured in the piece. After all, it’s apparent from his e-mails that John Henry is just some idiot savant, rich guy with no clue about how to behave or act in a public forum. Even e-mails.  The editors at the Boston Globe should know better. They have embarrassed themselves by running the personal e-mails and photos of some rich guy and trying to pass it off as “news” in a desperate attempt to trick the guy out of his money. Shameful.

The Globe is even more pathetic than John Henry and, judging by his e-mails, that’s quite a feat.

 

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JOHN HENRY AND LINDA PIZUTTI ARE TO BE MARRIED AT FENWAY PARK

TIM GEITHNER RECEIVES “SEXIEST MAN ALIVE” SUPPORT

April 30, 2009

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TIM GEITHNER: SEXY BITCH?

So, just how in THE hell did universally despised, and bipartisanly condemned U.S. Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner make the People magazine “50 Most Beautiful People” list? Easy, it was nepotism.

As first pointed out by Gawker Media, Geithner’s brother works for People magazine. David Geithner is Vice President, Communications & Brand Development for People’s parent company Time, Inc.

CANDIDATE FOR GOVERNOR OF GEORGIA FINDS OUT YA SCREW JUST ONE MULE… AND YOU’RE LABELED FOR LIFE

April 30, 2009

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Neal Horsley is calling it a youthful indiscretion. Maybe the mule would beg to differ.

Horsley is running to be the governor of Georgia despite the fact that he admits he once had sex with a mule.  The Seattle blog, The Examiner managed to score an interview with Horsley. If you’re not easily offended, it’s a beauty and you can read it:  HERE

Horsley is running for governor on the platform that Georgia needs to secede from the United States of America. He is a member of the Georgia Creator’s Rights Party.

Appearing on the Alan Colmes radio show, Horsley defended his man-mule sex by saying.

 

 

“When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”

 

 

 

 

 

Horsley though says his days of having sex with mules AND WATERMELONS are “behind him.”  After all, he’s found Jesus.

 

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GEORGIA POLITICIAN IS AGAINST ABORTION AND LOVES ANIMALS-LITERALLY

FOX NEWS IS KILLING THEIR RIVALS

April 30, 2009

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GLENN BECK HAS PROVEN HE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR RATINGS ON FOX NEWS

The latest ratings are out. Not surprisingly, the Fox News Channel is destroying their competition. Not only does Fox News win every hour of the ratings, but they actually beat CNN and MSNBC COMBINED.

Glenn Beck is turning out to be one of the biggest ratings successes in Fox history. His numbers for the 5pmET timeslot are up 212%.

INSURANCE COMPANIES SCREW CELEBRITIES TOO

April 30, 2009

TONI BRAXTON: FORCED TO CANCEL LAS VEGAS SHOWS AT THE FLAMINGO AFTER DEVELOPING HEART CONDITION

Both TMZ and Norm! are reporting that former Las Vegas headliner Toni Braxton was recently denied a big payout by the insurance company Lloyd’s of London. The entertainer reportedly shelled out huge premiums for “non-appearance and cancellation” insurance.

However, the insurance company stiffed Braxton and refused to pay out a dime after her show at the Flamingo in Las Vegas was cancelled due to her heart condition. Lloyd’s of London claimed it was a “pre-existing condition.”

“LIFE AFTER PEOPLE” COMPUTER MODEL OF WRIGLEY FIELD

April 30, 2009

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The History Channel is currently running a program called “Life After People.” It imagines what life on earth would be like after the extinction of all people. Included in the show is a computer simulation of Wrigley Field after all of humanity is gone.

IF YOU THOUGHT YOU HATED A-ROD NOW, JUST WAIT

April 30, 2009

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The new Selena Roberts book on Alex Rodriguez is due out in a couple weeks and the New York Daily News has already leaked some of the juicy details. The Roberts book accuses A-Rod of using steroids from the time he was in high school through his time with the New York Yankees.

The book also says teammates teased Rodriguez over the enlarged size of his breasts (Roberts says due to a condition called “gyneocastia,” which is caused by anabolic steroid use.) Finally, the book also implies that besides being a steroid cheat, A-Rod is also a terrible human being. Roberts accuses Rodriguez of tipping pitches to opposing players when he was with the Texas Rangers with the hope that they would return the favor so that he could pad his batting statistics. Roberts accuse A-Rod of being more concerned about his own statistics than his team winning.

Some media outlets are already killing Roberts over her book. WFAN radio morning host Craig Carton made the allegation that Roberts is “anti-man.” Carton also blasted Roberts for being completely WRONG in her reporting on the Duke lacrosse case. Other critics also point out the Roberts book is filled with anonymous sources.

AUSTRALIAN FOOTBALL TEAM PROMOTES “ALL WHITE” NIGHT

April 30, 2009

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AN AUSTRALIAN FOOTBALL TEAM USED KKK IMAGES TO PROMOTE “ALL WHITE NIGHT”

The Torquay Tigers, an Australian football team, are in trouble for promoting “All White Night” on the club’s website.

The gathering is supposed to be an event where fans wear the color white to show support for the Tigers. However, the team originally had a picture of hooded KKK members to promote “All White Night.” After media reports in Australia (and later picked up around the world) scolded the club for holding such an idiotic event, the Tigers took the offensive images of the klansmen off their website.

The images of the KKK members wearing white hoods were replaced by a picture of Snow White to promote the event. However, the Torquay Tigers are still holding “All White Night.”

RUSSIAN MAN DRINKS EIGHT BOTTLES OF VODKA

April 30, 2009

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A Russian man has survived after being found laying unconscious on the streets of  Yekaterinburg. Blood alcohol tests showed the man drank EIGHT bottles of vodka before passing out.

Pavel Kondratyev, 39,  had twice the usual lethal blood alcohol level.

NEW KATY PERRY VIDEO: WAKING UP IN VEGAS

April 29, 2009

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