CANDIDATE FOR GOVERNOR OF GEORGIA FINDS OUT YA SCREW JUST ONE MULE… AND YOU’RE LABELED FOR LIFE

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Neal Horsley is calling it a youthful indiscretion. Maybe the mule would beg to differ.

Horsley is running to be the governor of Georgia despite the fact that he admits he once had sex with a mule.  The Seattle blog, The Examiner managed to score an interview with Horsley. If you’re not easily offended, it’s a beauty and you can read it:  HERE

Horsley is running for governor on the platform that Georgia needs to secede from the United States of America. He is a member of the Georgia Creator’s Rights Party.

Appearing on the Alan Colmes radio show, Horsley defended his man-mule sex by saying.

 

 

“When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”

 

 

 

 

 

Horsley though says his days of having sex with mules AND WATERMELONS are “behind him.”  After all, he’s found Jesus.

 

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2 Responses to “CANDIDATE FOR GOVERNOR OF GEORGIA FINDS OUT YA SCREW JUST ONE MULE… AND YOU’RE LABELED FOR LIFE”

  1. DB Reese Says:

    Now thats a good story. Made my morning, thank you.
    DB

  2. Bob Says:

    You cannot make this up. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    It’s been quite the month for Republicans putting the hilarious in batshit.

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