Archive for May, 2009

LEBRON HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

May 31, 2009

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LEBRON JAMES

Clevland Cavalier star LeBron James fled Amway Arena without talking to anybody last night following his team’s ouster to the Orlando Magic in the 2009 NBA Playoffs. After a disappointing performance, where he was clearly outplayed by Orlando Superman Dwight Howard, James Bolted.

The LeBron haters are now out in full force. You can track James’ latest failures at IhateLeBronjames.com.

Critics are saying James’ silence speaks volumes.

ABORTION DOCTOR ASSASSINATED

May 31, 2009

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DR. GEORGE TILLER

Famed late term abortion doctor George Tiller was gunned down while attending church services in Kansas today. A lone gunman shot Tiller and escaped in a 91 Taurus. He was later apprehended by Johnson County police.

RECORD SETTER

May 31, 2009

  

CHILD SUPPORT GUY 21 KIDSDESMOND HATCHETT

A Tennessee man is in trouble with authorities after fathering 21 children with 11 different woman before the age of 30. Court officials are garnishing  half of Desmond Hatchett’s minimum wage salary to divide among the 21 children.

 That equals about $21 dollars per month per kid!

DAVID WRIGHT AND HIS BAT ARE VERY CLOSE

May 31, 2009

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DAVID WRIGHT

BLOG RUNS PICTURE OF OBAMA’S VEGAS SUITE FROM THIS WEEK, ASKS, “WHO PAID FOR IT?”

May 30, 2009

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NOW THAT’S AN ACTUAL “PRESIDENTIAL” SUITE

Several Nevada politicians expressed hope this week that President Barack Obama would express some “magic words” during his Tuesday speech for Nevada Senator Harry Reid. Obama was in town for a Reid fundraiser. Both Las Vegas mayor Oscar Goodman and Nevada governor Jim Gibbons had been hopping that the President would make a direct endorsement to U.S. citizens, telling them it was ok to come spend money in Vegas.

Obama didn’t go that far but he did mention how nice his room at Caesar’s Palace was. Both Goodman and Gibbons said they were hoping for more. In February President Obama had said,

 

 

“You can’t get corporate jets, you can’t go take a trip to Las Vegas or go down to the Super Bowl on the taxpayer’s dime,”

 

 

 

Following those comments, conventions and meetings from several corporations scheduled to be in Vegas were canceled including Wells Fargo, Goldman Sachs and State Farm.

Perhaps Obama would rather lead by example. The LA Times blog, “The Movable Buffet,” points out that the President stayed at a 22,000 square foot high-roller suite at Caesar’s Palace during his stay. (see above photo) The president did not pay for the room. No word on whether it was paid for by Reid’s cmpaign or comped by Caesar’s.

THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE PALIN FAMILY TO APPEAR NAKED IN A NATIONAL MAGAZINE IS…

May 30, 2009

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LEVI JOHNSTON AND HIS SON TRIPP

The current issue of GQ  has a mind-meltingly, fawning, 18-page feature on Levi Johnston entitled, “He Shall Be Levi.”

Johnston is a former hockey player who has emerged as a folk hero to the left for impregnanting and later abandoning Alaska governor Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol. The revelation of her teen daughter’s pregnancy was big news this past summer coming just days after John McCain picked Palin to be his Republican vice-presidential running mate.

The GQ article says Alaska First Dude, Todd Palin, offered his daughter a new car to dump Levi, but the Palin family eventually tried to make the relationship work because of the election. Johnston says once Palin lost the election the relationship between he and Bristol Palin went south.

The GQ photo spread also features pictures of Levi’s abs and his with the baby.

 

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TMZ GETS A JOKING WAHLBERG TO NAME HIS PRICE FOR THE RETURN OF MARKY MARK

May 30, 2009

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MARK WAHLBERG CAREER PATH: SURE HE’S A RESPECTED HOLLYWOOD ICON NOW, BUT PREVIOUSLY….

 

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WAHLBERG WAS A HIGH-PAID UNDERWEAR AD MODEL…

 

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AND THE WHITE RAPPER “MARKY MARK”

Half a trillion dollars. As in $500 billion. That’s the figure actor Mark Wahlberg came up with when TMZ.com asked him what it would take to reprise his role as white-rapper Marky Mark.

Wahlberg is now an accomplished Hollywood A-lister and Academy Award winner. Some of his fans aren’t old enough to remember his remember his days with Marky Mark and the Fun Bunch.

 

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GILLETTE COMPANY OFFICIALLY PUTS OUT A “TRIM-THE-BUSH-TO-MAKE-THE-TREE-LOOK-TALLER” VIDEO ON HOW TO SHAVE YOUR GROIN AREA

May 30, 2009

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ZAMBRANO ACCEPTS SUSPENSION

May 29, 2009

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Even Carlos Zambrano realizes he got off easy. The Chicago Cubs ace pitcher accepted a six-game suspension yesterday for his on-field tirade during Wednesday’s game. When was the last time you can remember an MLB player not automatically appealing a suspension?

Video via MLB.com