MANNY BEING DRUGGIE

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MANNY RAMIREZ

The LA Times is reporting Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez will be suspended 50 games by Major League baseball for using performance enhancing drugs.

The Times article says Ramirez had a positive drug test and the suspension could take effect starting with tonight’s Dodgers game. The suspension will cost Ramirez 31% of his $25 million salary-roughly $7.7 million.

Through a statement issued by baseball’s union, Ramirez blamed his positive drug test on medication given to him by his doctor. However, other reports say the drug Ramirez tested positive for is a female fertility drug. In the book “Game of Shadows” by San Francisco Chronicle reporters Lance Williams and Mark Fainaru-Wada, the authors go into great detail about how one of the performance enhancing drugs Barry Bonds took was Clomid-a female fertlity drug. The New York Daily News says the drug Ramirez tested positive for is the same female fertility drug note drug/steroid abuser Jose Canseco got busted carryin acroxx the Mexican border.

A report by Yahoo! Sports says the performance enhancer Ramirez tested positive for was actually a SEXUAL enhancer. Yahoo! says the drug Ramirez tested positive for is usually prescribed for erectile dysfunction and is NOT generally used as a performance enhancer.

Unbelievably, the person who comes out of this fiasco looking the best is idiot savant Jose Canseco. The former MLB slugger and longtime admitted steroid user made yet another incredibly prescient prediction last month when he said it was “90%” probable that Manny Ramirez had taken steroids or other performance enhancing drugs.

Ramirez is undeniably the most famous baseball player ever suspended since drug testing began in 2003. He is currently hitting .348 for the Dodgers who, at 21-8, have the best record in baseball. The Dodgers started this season 13-0 at home, an all-time best in the history of Major League baseball.

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One Response to “MANNY BEING DRUGGIE”

  1. mrogi Says:

    I speak for 99.99% of all baseball fans. We dont give a rat’s ass who does steroids. We watch baseball to see guys blast monstrous homeruns out of the gattdam ballpark. That is what we care about…and the cold beer.

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