Archive for July, 2009
FLASHBACK: SPY MAGAZINE MICHAEL JACKSON COVER FROM 1993
July 31, 2009TOPLESS SWIMMING POOL SHUT DOWN IN VEGAS BECAUSE OF HO EPIDEMIC
July 31, 2009
The topless swimming pool at the Rio casino in Las Vegas has been closed after failing an “integrity check” by Metro police. A number of women were arrested on drug and prostitution charges after the Rio itself requested the check by Metro. There had been numerous reports of prostitution at the pool which was operated jointly with the Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club in Las Vegas.
Talk about calling your shots. The website The Movable Buffet actually predicted the day that the topless “Brazilian Style Adult Pool” opened that a Rio/Sapphire marriage would result in rampant whoredom.
STRIPPERS OR HOOKERS? YOU BE THE JUDGE
Many of the women arrested were prostitutes who didn’t work for Sapphire but were attracted to the environment of a topless pool to solicit clients.
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RODNEY KING LOOKING TO GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE AGAIN
July 31, 2009
RODNEY KING
Rodney King is looking for somebody new to punch him in the face. On tape.
No, it’s not what you think. King says he is seeking an opponent for his upcoming September bout in the Celebrity Boxing Federation.
King told the Philadelphia Daily News, “I’ll fight anybody.”
King gained infamy in the ’90s when his beating by th LAPD was caught on tape. Riots swept Los Angeles following the acquittal of the police who beat King.
HAWAII COACH APOLOGIZES FOR GAY SLURS DIRECTED AT NOTRE DAME
July 31, 2009
GREG MCMACKIN
Hawaii football coach Greg McMackin is in trouble after using a gay slur three times at a press conference during the WAC media football preview.
McMackin used the term “little faggot dance” in reference to Notre Dame. He then used the gay slur on two other occassions at the WAC dias then, seeming to catch himself, threatened to DENY ever using the terms. Still on microphone, McMakin turned to WAC commissioner Karl Benson and said, “No. Please cover for me on that, too-right Karl? I’ll deny it.”
Unfortunately for McMackin, the Idaho Statesman newspaper not only got all three all three slurs on tape, but also McMackin’s subsequent insincere apology and his pathetic begging for the quotes not to be released.
RED SO* 2004 TITLE TAINTED
July 30, 2009
MANNY RAMIREZ AND DAVID ORTIZ
The New York Times is reporting that both Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs in 2003. The pair were the top sluggers on the BostonRed Sox championship teams in 2004 and 2007.
There were reportedly 103 players who had positive drug tests in 2003. Those names were supposedly confidential, however seven players on that list have now been publicly identified including Ramirez, Ortiz, Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, Jason Grimsley and David Segui.
WNBA TEAM REFUSES TO GET SUCKED INTO LESBIAN KISS CAM COMTROVERSY
July 30, 2009
Columnist Mike Wise of the Washington Post reports that the WNBA’s Washington Mystics want no part of the “KissCam.”
Wise says he was recently at a WNBA game, when the child he was with asked him, “Why don’t they have a KissCam at the Mystics games?”
Wise went and asked that question of Sheila Johnson, the team’s owner. Despite being the most politically correct sports organization on earth, the Mystics owner gave the EXACT reason you would think. The Mystics basically don’t want to use “KissCam” because they don’t want children in the stands to see lesbian couples smooching on each other. Said Johnson,
“We got a lot of kids here. We just don’t find it appropriate.”
Wise’s column dismisses the stereotype that most WNBA fans ARE lesbians. Wise also finds someone to back up Johnson’s rationale,
“It’s one thing for Daddy and Mommy to be kissing, but Mommy kissing Mommy? I don’t think people are ready for it now.”
YOU CAN FORGET THE BIRTHER CONTROVERSY-G. GORDON LIDDY REVEALS BARACK OBAMA IS REALLY THE ANTICHRIST
July 30, 2009
G.GORDON LIDDY: DESTROYED ON “BIRTHER” TOPIC BY CHRIS MATTHEWS
This is a new low even for G.Gordon Liddy (and he was involved in Watergate AND went to prison.) Apparently President Barack Obama isn’t just some godless Muslim illegal alien who wasn’t even born in this country. No, Obama, it turns out, is actually the antichrist.
Liddy’s Facebook page links to THIS video. The video is a “Biblical” interpretation of how Barack Obama is really THE antichrist.
Liddy is fresh off last week’s ridiculous performance on “Hardball,” where Chris Matthews schooled and embarrassed him so badly he “almost killed” him.
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TURNS OUT PIMPIN’ IS EASY: UPDATED DETAILS ON SPORTWRITER/PIMP STORY
July 30, 2009
KEVIN PROVENCHER
Yesterday we found out that 4-time New Hampshire Sportswriter of the Year, Kevin Provencher, was arrested for “deriving income from prostitution.” Today, Provencher’s own newspaper has the explicit details.
It turns out Provencher was running an interstate Massachusetts/New Hampshire prostitution ring via Craigslist.
The good news: The sportswriter had a “crew” of five girls working for him.
The bad news: At least three of those girls have agreed to testify against Provencher.
Provencher was labeled by police as the prostitution ring’s “mastermind,” booking girls for clients in first New Hampshire then Massachussets. The sportswriter apparently made so much money that he became an INTERNATIONAL pimp of mystery, also running girls out of Canada according to authorities. Things began to go south for Provencher when his prostitutes started whining about the long drive back and forth between Massachussetts and New Hampshire (Pimpin’ tip # 65: always pay your girls mileage.)
Provencher allegedly also “auditioned” his ho’s by having sexual intercourse with them and making them pose for him in hotel rooms wearing black lingerie.
Mega props to the website Cantstopthebleeding.com for coming up with the timely pop culture reference of the year. They titled their piece on the Provencher fiasco, “Tanya Skagle Is No Longer The Worst Pimp In The World.” Awesome! For those of you who missed the reference, “Tanya” is the pimp on this year’s HBO show “Hung.” The show has only aired three times so kudos to Can’t Stop the Bleeding for pulling out the headline. On last week’s episode, the show’s main character called Tanya, “The worst pimp in the world!”
You’d think that Provencher might have been more careful since the Craigslist Killer picked his victims off the same site in the same cities where he and his girls were soliciting. Do you think law enforcement may have been watching the Boston/New Hampshire Craigslist hooker ads? After all, the killings were in all the papers. Even Provencer’s.
Apparently, even sportwriters don’t read the paper anymore.
CONGRATULATIONS, MISS. YOU’VE PASSED THE AUDITION
SOUTH CAROLINA MAN CHARGED WITH “BUGGERY” IN HORSE SEX CASE
July 30, 2009
ACCUSED HORSE MOLESTER RODELL VEREEN
Apparently, once you’ve had a South Carolina horse, you’ll never go back.
It all started innocently enough. A South Carolina woman noticed her 21-year-old horse, Sugar, was “acting strangely.” The horse had also developed infections. They were the exact same type of infections that Sugar had last year after a local man named Rodell Vereen was convicted of having sex with the horse.
The horse’s owner then noticed bales of hay stacked up in front of Sugar’s stall. After becoming suspicious, she set up a video camera to record Sugar’s stall. Sure enough, the video tape caught Vereen with his pants down. Literally. Vereen was caught on tape having sex with sugar. The owner waited another night and this time caught Vereen IN THE ACT, having sex with her horse.
The woman pulled out a shotgun and marched Vereen to the local police who charged him wiyh “buggery.” Vereen was already on probation and was a registered sex offender for his previous horse molesting incident. He faces up to five years in prison.
Vereen was busted for horse sex the first time last year on Thanksgiving day after he was found asleep in Sugar’s stall with a mound of dirt and a stool piled up behind the animal.
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BOSTON COP USES PHRASE “JUNGLE MONKEY” IN MASS E-MAIL
July 30, 2009
RACIST BOSTON POLICE OFFICER JUSTIN BARRETT
The “Audacity of Hops” is upon us as Washington prepares for the Beer Summit between President Obama, Harvard professor Skip Gates and Cambridge police officer James Crowley. Crowley’s recent arrest of Gates, while the professor was in his own home, brought back the issue of racial profiling. After originally saying the Cambridge Police acted “stupidly,” President Obama has furiously backpeddled from his original comments.
The tone of today’s White House meeting is one of reconciliation following over a week of pounding on President Obama for even DARING to imply that race may have been a factor in the Gates arrest. Meanwhile, there have been at least two racial incidents involving Boston area police just in the last couple of days. First, was the Cambridge cop who was spotted getting into his car with the vanity plates that said “WHY-TEE.” Now, a Boston police officer has been bounced after sending out a mass e-mail that contained the phrase “jungle monkey.”
The Boston Globe is reporting that Office Justin Garrett was so furious over the Gates incident that he sent out a mass e-mail in which he referred to the Harvard professor as a “banana-eating jungle monkey.” Garrett may have gotten away with his bigoted e-mail with no consequences but, in addition to being a racist, he also happens to be a gigantic moron. Garrett sent a copy of his “jungle monkey” tirade to the Boston Globe newsroom.
Garrett was ridiculed by both the Boston mayor and the police chief. He has been placed on “administrative leave” pending a hearing to fire him.
Copy of the actual letter Garrett sent out:
