Archive for July, 2009

CRAZY TEXAS WOMAN CUTS HER BABY’S HEAD OFF AND EATS HIS BRAIN

July 30, 2009

OTTY SANCHEZ MUG SHOT

Otty Sanchez says the devil made her do it. Literally.

The San Antonio woman was arrested after admitting to police that she killed and dismembered her infant son then ate his brain.

SPORTSWRITER PICKS UP EXTRA CASH BY MOONLIGHTING-AS A PIMP

July 29, 2009

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KEVIN PROVENCHER

From SPORTSbyBROOKS via the New Hampshire Union Leader

Sportswriter Kevin Provencher of the New Hampshire Union Leader has been arrested and charged with two felony counts of deriving income from prostitution. Provencher allegedly ran prostitutes in Massachusetts and New Hampshire. He is accused of being the “ringleader” of a prostitution outfit that advertised on Craigslist.

Provencher, 50,  is described by his own paper as a “veteran sportswriter.” He is a four-time winner of the New Hampshire Sportswriter of the Year Award. Provencher has been with the Union Leader for 25 years. The newspaper announced “given the seriousness of the charges” they are suspending Provencher immediately.

The arrest finally put Provencher in the big time. The Boston Globe was even following his arrest.

ANOTHER FEMALE WRITER HATES ON ERIN ANDREWS

July 29, 2009

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ERIN ANDREWS

The Erin Andrews peephole story still won’t go away. And, once again, Andrews has been victimized. This time the person exploiting Andrews isn’t some degenerate male peeping tom. Yet again, it’s a female “colleague” of hers.

Bonnie Erbe of  U.S. News & World Report is the latest writer to somehow blame Andrews herself for someone secretly installing a hidden camera into the peephole of her hotel room. The camera taped Andrews while she was walking around naked. Naked pictures and tapes of Andrews were eventually released on the Internet.

Erbe’s piece is astonishingly and shockingly stupid. First, she implies that Andrews herself may have somehow been involved in the making of the tape. WTF!!??!!

Erbe writes that Andrews was filmed “allegedly through a keyhole.” Then she goes on to talk about “the blogosphere”and even links a blog from some anonymous moron who claims the entire tape was a publicity stunt by Andrews. Believe it or not, Erbe’s piece gets even worse. It’s so bad that her veiled “Erin Andrews Conspiracy Theory” hasn’t gotten any publicity. That’s only because THE REST of Erbe’s piece is so insane.

Erbe blames the “sports culture” for the Andrews incident:

 

I wish women would stop propping up men’s sports. If women didn’t attend NFL games or NBA games, or even watch them on TV to help drive up ratings, they would be doing more to stop men from behaving badly than they could ever do otherwise. If they encouraged their sons to play sports instead of paying to watch other people play baseball or football or basketball or soccer, they would be sending the message that athleticism is good, but pro sports culture is bad. And it is, nothing but bad.

 

 That’s right, it’s the fault of Andrews and ALL WOMEN who attend or watch sporting events that some pervert shot a naked video of her. Unbelievable.

U.S. News & World Report has been flooded with negative reaction about Erbe’s ridiculous article. In some 10 pages of “comments” I have yet to find one that supports Erbe.

Among the comments posted on the U.S. News & World Report website:

 

“You suck at life.”

“This is the worst piece of crap I’ve ever read in my entire life.”

“Is this The Onion?”

“Bonnie Erbe seems partially retarded.”

“Is this some attempt at bad parody?”

“Your piece contains no logic whatsoever.”

“You have probably written one of the top five most compellingly ignorant articles I have ever read”

“Nut Job”

and my favorite, “The ’50s called. They want their hairstyle and attitude back.”

 

Erbe’s piece is truly awful and just the latest attempt by a female writer to somehow shift the blame from Andrews’ attacker onto the victim herself. Christine Brennan of USA Today posted a similar blame-the-victim meme, but at least she had the good sense to backpeddle from those remarks.

After first reading Erbe’s article I truly thought she was some part-time blogger who was now in danger of being fired immediately for writing such a poorly conceived, illogical and stupid article, one that brought immediate scorn and shame to her magazine. No such luck. It turns out that Bonnie Erbe is actually a contributing editor for U.S. News and World Report. Unbelievably, she is also a nationally syndicated columnist who also hosts a weekly tv show on PBS.

I guess that’s why I don’t watch PBS.

 

DISGRACED SENATOR OPENS LOBBYING FIRM

July 29, 2009

 

Toe-tapping, disgraced former U.S. Senator Larry Craig of Idaho has opened a consulting firm. Craig’s New West Strategies LLC has offices in Eagle, Idaho and Washington D.C.

Craig was arrested in a Minnesota airport mens room in 2007 after allegedly trying to solicit gay sex from an undercover police officer. Following his arrest, Craig decided not to run for re-election.

Craig says the firm will concentrate on “energy matters.” Translation: He’s an oil lobbyist. The website Wonkette.com points out,

 

 

“Craig did spend nearly three decades in Washington, so he knows a thing or two about villainy, deal-making, and sodomy.”

 

 

Craig’s firm already has four paying clients including a company that does work for the U.S. Department of Energy.

 

LARRY CRAIG POST BATHROOM MUG SHOT

CONCLUSION AFTER 24 STRAIGHT HOURS OF STEPHON MARBURY ON LIVESTREAM VIDEO: “HE IS EITHER CERTIFIABLY INSANE, HIGH ON DRUGS, OR BOTH”

July 29, 2009

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STEPHON MARBURY: CERTIFIABLE?

Many bloggers have posted about the 24-hour livestream webcast of NBA player Stephon Marbury on JustinTV. It is definitely “Must See TV.” Unfortunately, people aren’t laughing WITH Marbury and his web antics. They are laughing at him.

The celebrity website TMZ speculated about Marbury’s sanity and posted video of him eating vaseline straight out of a jar. Another site showed Marbuy standing in front of the web camera sobbing for no reason. The site said Marbury was “either certifiably insane, high on drugs, or both.”

It wasn’t just the blogosphere that reacted negatively to Marbury’s weirdness. An Orlando Sentinel columnist appeared horrified after she watched the webcast.

 

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WINNER OF TOUR DE FRANCE SAYS HE WILL “NEVER ADMIRE” LANCE ARMSTRONG

July 29, 2009

 

 
CYCLING TEAMMATES ALBERTO CANTADOR AND LANCE ARMSTRONG APPARENTLY HATE EACH OTHER

Tour de France winner Alberto Contador says, “My relationship with  Lance Armstrong is zero.”

Contador ripped Armstrong, a seven-time Tour winner and his former teammate, saying that, while Armstrong was a “great” racer, as a person, “I have never admired him and I never will.”

FEDOR TO UFC A DONE DEAL?

July 29, 2009

 

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Several media sources are reporting that Fedor Emelianenko’s next fight will be with UFC. The website 5thround.com says UFC President Dana White will announce the Fedor signing on Friday. The site does point out that Fedor is managed by Vadim Finkelchtein who also owns M1 Global. Any Fedor match would have to be co-promoted by M1, a possible stumbling block to any final deal. However, Fedor’s brother just came out yesterday and blasted Finkelchtein for making negotiations “difficult.”

Emelianenko is acknowledged as the best MMA fighter in the world. He was won his last 26 matches and is undefeated in the last eight years.

White has said he wants to immediately match Fedor against Brock Lesnar for the UFC heavyweight championship. Many predict that matchup would result in the biggest pay-per-view numbers in UFC history.

CONSERVATIVE BLOGGER THINKS NEW G.I. JOE MOVIE IS “UNAMERICAN”

July 29, 2009

 

COMMIE?  “G.I. JOE” HAS HIS AMERICANISM QUESTIONED

You know the radical right is in trouble when they start questioning the patriotism of fictional characters. Especially when the character they accuse of being unamerican is “G.I. Joe.”

Writing on the  The National Review website, a conservative blogger named John J. Miller has a piece out on the new G.I. Joe movie . That movie is due out next week. Miller’s thesis is that the once All-American toy icon has been turned into some type of Al Gore-esque, internationalist, New World Order commie.

Although he concedes, “I haven’t seen a preview…” Miller is scared that G.I. Joe has become too much of an internationalist. Miller even writes, “I keep wondering: Is G.I. Joe still an American?”

Perhaps Miller’s fears could have been allayed had he closely watched any of the movie’s three trailers. Those trailers alternately refer to G.I. Joe as:

“A Real American Hero.”

“A Real American Hero.”

and “A Real American Hero.”

The tagline for the G.I. Joe movie is also “A Real American Hero.” Maybe it was the imaging the movie used in its marketing campaign that Miller thought wasn’t “American” :

 

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Guess not. Apparently that STILL isn’t American enough for Miller. After all, the evil Hollywood types changed the color of Joe’s logo. It’s no longer red, white and blue. It’s black.

Actually, Hasbro, the company that makes G.I. Joe, has been trying to change the image and appearance of their toy soldier for years. These days, Joe looks less like a clean-cut, All-American Marine and more like a pro wrestler.

 

G.I. Joe, 12" Torch by TCM Hitchhiker.

 

The Huffington Post points out the reason for the rebranding is actually good old-fashioned Capitalism. Their article by Jason Linkins does come up with one bit of information sure to freak out John J. Miller. The “G.I.” in “G.I. Joe” no longer stands for “general infantry.” Rather, G.I. Joe is now a member of an international crime-fighting unit called the Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity (G.I.J.O.E.)

Global?!?

See, it IS all part of a Commie, one-world plot.

Maybe it’s John J. Miller who’s unamerican since he apparently has a problem with Sienna Miller, Rachel Nichols and Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova running around in tights.

 

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REGGIE BUSH DUMPS KIM KARDASHIAN

July 28, 2009

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REGGIE BUSH AND KIM KARDASHIAN ARE NO MORE

FOX NEWS MANAGES TO LOSE IRAQ ON MAP

July 28, 2009

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FOX NEWS CONFUSES IRAQ WITH “EGYPT” ON MAP OF MIDDLE EAST