WARNING: HALLOWEEN CANDY WILL SEND YOU TO HELL

BOUND FOR HELL?

According to an article on the Christian Broadcast Network website, candy is a source of “soul molestation” and “most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.”

Those are just two of the astonishingly insane allegations made by “guest writer” Kimberly Daniels in a post she wrote for CBN. The article generated so much ridicule, after it was exposed by The Huffington Post, that it was removed from the CBN website.

Also, according to Daniels, your children are subject to curses that are transmitted through candy,

“…whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.”Daniels also says that Halloween decorations, costumes, trick-or-treating, homecoming bonfires, and pumpkin patches are all “demonic activities.” She claims that other practices that go on during this time of year include:
  • Sex with demons
  • Orgies between animals and humans
  • Animal and human sacrifices
  • Sacrificing babies to shed innocent blood
  • Rape and molestation of adults, children and babies
  • Revel nights
  • Conjuring of demons and casting of spells
  • Release of “time-released” curses against the innocent and the ignorant

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2 Responses to “WARNING: HALLOWEEN CANDY WILL SEND YOU TO HELL”

  1. bobby Says:

    they just get dumber and dumber don’t they??

  2. bobby Says:

    of course this comes from the same dipshits who invented the concept of “hell houses” (shaking head in disbelief and disgust)

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