FAMED PUPPY MURDERER MAY BE MAKING NBA COMEBACK

NOT IN FAVOR OF A QYNTEL WOODS COMEBACK

Long before Michael Vick, former NBA first round draft pick Qyntel Woods ran afoul of the law and was busted for fighting and abusing dogs.

Woods abused his pit bulls Hollywood and Sugar so horrifically that he was actually suspended by the Portland Trail Blazers and had a local television station surveil his house with a helicopter after he was arrested on animal cruelty charges. The Blazers refused to pay Woods his 2004-05 salary and he was soon out of the league. Woods fled the country and has spent the last four years playing basketball in Greece, Italy and now Poland.

However, after a four year European banishment, Woods is suddenly a hot NBA commodity again. He’s playing GREAT. One website recently referred to Woods’ “sick upside.” Woods recently made a Draft Express list of top overseas players being considered by NBA teams. He was recently profiled by Dime Magazine and Ben Maller. Woods even has 366 friends on Facebook. All of which is unbelievable considering that not only was Woods a sadistic animal torturer and pothead during his last NBA goaround, but he also SUCKED as a player. 

Woods’ behavior was so heinous that he had actual dogs picketing his house in October 2004. Seriously.

Never the less, Woods’ agent has put together a four minute highlight reel in an attempt to drum up NBA interest:

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