HAIL TO THE CHIEF (GOLD DIGGER)
The comedy material being mined from the Frank and Jamie McCourt divorce trial just keeps getting better and better. McCourt, the owner of the Los Angeles Dodgers, recently leaked to the L.A. Times a document detailing how psychotically out of touch his soon to be ex-wife is. McCourt unveiled a seven-page Dodgers in house memo entitled “Project Jamie.” The seven-page “action plan” detailed McCourt’s plot to be president. Not of Dodgers. Jamie McCourt was planning to be president of the United States of America. In fact, the memo was subtitled, “Goal: Be Elected President of the United States.”
McCourt not only had the Dodgers staff write the plan (which included her first being elected mayor of Los Angeles, then governor of California) but she even contacted political consultant Michael Wissot. According to the L.A. Times, Wissot apparently wasn’t sure whether or not an e-mail McCourt sent about her presidential aspirations was a joke.
Mrs. McCourt probably assumed that she could be a politician since she has the morals of a snake and didn’t pay any taxes on her multi-million dollar salary. That, and the fact that she’s too stupid to do anything else.