PHAT PHILLY PHAN BECOMES LEGEND FOR PUKING ON 11-YEAR-OLD GIRL

 

MATTHEW CLEMMENS

A drunk, fat New Jersey baseball fan is the rage of the Internet after purposely vomiting on a Philly police captain and his 11-year-old daughter at a Philadelphia Phillies/Washington Nationals  game on Wednesday.

Matthew Clemmens, 21, from Cherry Hill, N.J. has been dubbed “Pukemon” and tagged by the Philadelphia Daily News as being “fast-tracked to the Philly fan Hall of Shame.” The behavior of Clemmens was so disgusting that the mayor of Philadelphia felt compelled to issue an apology.

Clemmens was arrested and charged with assault and harrassment.

At last check, Clemmens had appeared in some 666 articles nationwide condemning his boorish drunkeness. Newspaper writers from Boston to Detroit have gleefully piled on to take a shot at Philadelphia and the city’s out-of-control fans.

An Internet comment posted on Deadspin.com asked the question of the day. Was Clemmens’ puke Pat’s or Geno’s?

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