FULL VIDEO RELEASED OF WUSS MATADOR

BULLFIGHTER CHRISTIAN HERNANDEZ RUNS AWAY FROM BULL AND JUMPS OVER THE WALL (YES, HE’S WEARING PINK)

Sunday, bullfighter Christian Hernandez of Mexico made global news as the world’s most cowardly matador. Hernandez took one look at the bull and literally ran away, jumping over a wall for safety.

Hernandez’s act was so cowardly that police on the scene ARRESTED him for “breach of contract.” He paid a fine, was forced to return to the ring and fled AGAIN. Hernandez admitted he no longer “had the balls” to be a bullfighter.

The full video of the debacle was released yesterday:

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ON THE OTHER HAND, HE AVOIDED THIS

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