A Portland, Oregon hotel massouse has accused former vice president and sainted environmental icon Al Gore of providing her with an unwanted Lewinsky-like very happy ending during a 2006 massage. In court documents, the woman described Gore as a “tipsy,” and “handsy” fondler who forcibly french kissed her in a hotel room and rubbed up against her until he ejaculated.

The Smoking Gun has all the lurid details of the woman’s complaint. At one point, during her interview with police, the woman referred to Gore as a “crazed sex poodle.”

The Washington Post today literally called this “the worst sex scandal ever.” The “crazed sex poodle” theme has been jumped on by newspapers around the globe.

Of course, the story was comedy gold for the Jon Stewarts of the world.

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