WELCOME TO DETROIT POLITICS: “ABOUT THAT PARTY WITH THE DEAD STRIPPER…”

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STRIPPERGATE VIDEO FROM THE APPROPRIATELY NAMED “WOOD TV”

It’s not like the city of Detroit isn’t used to political scandals. After all, former mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is currently in jail. However, the latest developing Detroit scandal involves a party attended by a veritable who’s who of Michigan politicians.

Apparently, there was some type of party held that involved strippers, lap dances, and motor cycle gangs acting as “security.” Best of all, there are stories that Kilpatrick’s wife walked in on His Honor getting a lap dance, broke the leg off a coffee table and proceeded to whoop ass on the stripper. Mrs. Kilpatrick allegedly hit the stripper with the coffee table leg. The dancer reportedly crashed through a glass table, unconscious. The same stripper later turned up DEAD.

STRAWBERRY THE DEAD STRIPPER

All of this would be past tense except for one thing. There are now witnesses coming forward to testify about the infamous party which (tada!) was attended by the then Michigan attorney general Mike Cox. That would be the same Mike Cox who is now running for governor of Michigan. One of the witnesses even testified in a court affidavit. Cox calls stories of the party an “urban legend.”

Bonus: The dead stripper was named “Strawberry” and the call letters for the station doing the expose on Cox are WOOD.

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