Karen Sypher is going to jail. After weeks of lurid testimony that let us know that adulterous Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino lasts only 15 seconds in the sack, Sypher was convicted of extortion today. She had tried to get money from Pitino after an affair then lied to the FBI about the coach “raping” her after he refused to pay.
Sypher could now face 26 years in prison. Her own attorney is expecting a seven or eight year sentence.