LIFE LESSON: IF YOU’RE GOING TO SODOMIZE AN UNCONSCIOUS WOMAN MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A 96-MPH FASTBALL

 

CONVICTED SODOMIZER JOSH LUEKE

Awkward. The Major League Baseball team that runs the “Refuse to Abuse” campaign just traded for a guy who was charged with raping an unconscious woman and eventually plead guilty to “false imprisonment with violence.”

The Seattle Mariners acquired minor league pitcher Josh Lueke in the Cliff Lee trade earlier this summer. Lueke now admits he lied to police about the 2008 case. He originally denied having sex with an unconscious 22-year-old Bakersfield, California woman. However, the semen found inside her came back with Lueke’s DNA. He then pleaded guilty to the lesser charges after originally being investigated for rape and sodomy.

Details of alleged rape by baseball player emerge

WHEN HE’S NOT WEARING HIS MARINERS UNIFORM, JOSH LUEKE…

Sure, Lueke pleaded guilty to lesser charges after being arrested for rape and sodomy of an UNCONSCIOUS 22-year-old woman. But, in fairness, he’s a rapist/sodomizer with a 96 mph fastball. There’s speculation the Mariners may recall Lueke this week.

Meanwhile, the Mariners are claiming ignorance of about any knowledge of Lueke’s past criminal charges even though fired Seattle pitching coach Rick Adair says the club is lying.

The Mariners look like idiots either way. Either: 1. They’re STUPID and had no clue what they were doing when they traded for Lueke or 2. They’re LYING. So far, they’ve been able to stall the stooges in the local Seattle media but good luck trying to explain yourself to the Texas or national media.

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