WORLDWIDE LEADER-IN PEEPING TOMS

A producer for ESPN has been arrested for standing on a stool outside the bedroom of a Connecticut woman’s house and masturbating. Neil Goldberg heads ESPN’s motorsports coverage but, as Deadspin.com points out, is no longer going to be known for the Emmys he’s won.

Goldberg’s arrest on masturbation charges have received local as well as national attention and ridicule. As ALL of ESPN’s competitors rush to print the creepy details of the masturbating-producer-guy story, it’s fair to point out that this isn’t the first act of perversion by an ESPN employee. Hell, Goldberg’s not even the sickest producer ESPN’s employed. At least this guy wasn’t charged with having kiddie porn. (Not even counting the affairs or the suspected perverts.)

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