AT LEAST HE’S NOT A WITCH

DRED SCOTT CASE WAS DECIDED IN 1854

Former NFL offensive lineman Jon Runyan is running for Congress. In a televised debate this week against his opponent, Runyan was asked, “Give me an example of a Supreme Court case in the last 10 or 15 years that you strongly disagree with.”

Runyan responded,, “The Dred Scott case.” The audience roared with laughter since that case was decided in the 1800’s. Runyan’s failure to answer the question was nearly an identicle instant replay of Delaware Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell’s similar fumbling of the same question days before.

Naturally, since being revealed as a complete idiot Runyan has surged upwards in the polls. He is now the frontrunner in the New Jersey 3rd congressional district.

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