IF ONLY CLEVELAND CAVALIERS FANS WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS

This would be an example of why English soccer fans are called HOOLIGANS. According to several stories in the British press, an “angry mob” converged outside the home of Manchester United player Wayne Rooney last night. The crowd had gathered after finding out that Rooney may be switching clubs to rival Manchester City. Chants of, “Join Man City and you die!” rained down on Rooney (who WAS in the house at the time.)

Rooney apparently wants out after Manchester United’s douchebag American owner Malcolm Glazer bankrupted the team and ran the once-proud franchise into the ground. Another report said the mob actually spray painted Rooney’s garage and held up a sign reading, “If you join City you’re dead.” All of this despite the fact that fans used to love Rooney so much that his cousin was once paid to pose topless based solely on the fact that she was related to the famous striker. Natalie Rooney even had a feature article written about her new breast implants. Even Rooney’s hookers have become famous and tabloid fodder.

RANDOM EXCUSE TO RUN NATALIE ROONEY PICTURE

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