An Alabama man accused of having sex with a miniature horse has hired “Cowboy Bob” as his lawyer. Eric Easley was arrested earlier this month in Alabama. Authorities say Easley tied a “pint-sized” miniature horse to a pen and sexually abused the animal.
Easley was caught after leaving his wallet behind at the scene of the horse buggery. This left one writer to point out that this means that Easley “isn’t just a guy who rapes horses” but “the dumbest guy in America who rapes horses.”