Sure, Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi is an insane genocidal maniac, but you have to ask yourself one question. Do YOU have a personal entourage that includes a special elite unit of 40 female virgin bodyguards? Hmmm?
The Wall Street Journal points out that all members of this elite unit of virgin bodyguards are mandated to wear lipstick at all times. Sure, there are plenty of crazy ass dictators around the world but this is the type of behavior that inspired Gadhafi to be featured in a comic book.