Unfortunately for former Major League Baseball slugger Jose Canseco, his life continues to be a failed sitcom or reality tv show. This weekend, Canseco made news when he attempted to send his twin brother to fight in his place at a celebrity boxing match in Florida. The plot was discovered at the weigh-in when the promoter of the event noticed Ozzie Canseco wasn’t sporting the arm tattoo present on his twin brother, Jose. Busted!
The only thing more ridiculous than Jose Canseco’s life is Taiwanese animators attempt to recreate it:
The failed switheroo has once again made Canseco a national punchline. You know you’re a scumbag when boxing promoters question your integrity. The Miami Herald now has photos of a tattooless Ozzie Canseco at the boxing event over the weekend. Plus, here’s Jose Canseco’s very latest hilarious Twitter entry posted less than an hour ago:
CANSECO BROTHERS IN THEIR NATURAL ENVIRONMENT
IDIOT BROTHER # 1: JOSE-WITH ARM TAT
IDIOT BROTHER #2: OZZIE POSES WITH CELEBRITY CORNERMAN AND FELLOW SCUMBAG MICHAEL LOHAN. NOTICE NO ARM TAT,