Here’s an official government piece of advice from a real life government agency- “You’re a goner if a zombie bites you.”
That’s actually a quote taken from the official website of the Center for Disease Control. Yesterday, the CDC got the most web hits in the history of its existence. Why? Because, as a lark, they posted a blog listing about surving the “Zombie Apocalypse.”
Naturally, duct tape is at the top of the zombie survival guide list.