Archive for May, 2011

Rick Santorum’s high school yearbook picture

May 27, 2011

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In a fine piece of investigative journalism, The Atlantic has uncovered the high school yearbook picture of Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum. And you thought Santorum’s google problem was embarrassing.

Man trashes cable company with awesomely demented newspaper ad

May 27, 2011

Thursday, a man named Eugene Mirman took out a full page ad in two New York newspapers to trash Time Warner Cable. This could be the most demented piece of advertising in the history of the english language. Here’s the ad in its entirety for your reading pleasure:

Just as awesome: A New York UHF tv station let Mirman come on the air and read his letter as performance art.

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Actual headline: “Horse Herpes Outbreak Forces Rodeo Queens to Ride Stick Ponies”

May 27, 2011

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Ed Schultz suspended for calling Laura Ingraham a “slut”

May 26, 2011

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MSNBC tv talk show host Ed Schultz has been suspended without pay by the network for a week over comments he made about a rival female talk show host. Schultz referred to Laura Ingraham as a “slut” on his radio show, Tuesday.

Although MSNBC (and new owner Comcast) announced the suspension as a week, Schultz said he would be off the air “indefinitely.” There are those calling for Schultz to be fired and some speculation that Comcast might be “laying down the law” with him.

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No mojo Jo-Jo

May 25, 2011

Matt Keough Mug Shot

MATT KEOUGH MUGSHOT

Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Jo-Jo Reyes tied the all-time mark for Major League pitching futlility Wednesday. Reyes fell to 0-4 on the season as he was beaten by the New York Yankees. Reyes has now not won a single game in his last 28 starts. That ties the MLB record in futility that was originally set by Matt Keough of the A’s in late ’70s.

It’s hard to believe, but Keough’s life actually took a turn for the worse after leaving baseball as its biggest loser ever. Keough was actually written out of the reality tv show “Real Housewives of Orange County” because of his drunken criminal behavior.

Mike Brown is new Lakers coach

May 25, 2011

Mike Brown wins more than 50 games in four of his five seasons on the sidelines with the Cleveland Cavaliers and superstar LeBron James.

FORMER CLEVELAND CAVLIERS COACH MIKE BROWN WAS NAMED THE NEW COACH OF THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS TODAY

W. Just misses getting hit with foul ball as former first lady ducks and covers

May 24, 2011

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Obama discovers his Irish roots-with Guinness

May 24, 2011

Another NBA player caught making anti-gay slur

May 23, 2011

 

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Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah caught yelling a profanity followed by an ant-gay sluron Sunday. In case you don’t read lips it’s:

“F— You. F—-t.”

Image of Jesus on a turtle (or maybe Darth Vader)

May 23, 2011

'Holy Turtle' Found on 'Day of Rapture'