AXE-WIELDING RELATIVE OF 17-YEAR-OLD ANTHONY WEINER TEXTING PARTNER THREATENS “JOURNALISTS”
In a “shocking development,” sex crazed Congressman Anthony Weiner of New York suddenly did an about face and decided to take a “temporary leave” from his seat in Congress. Weiner is off to rehab to “focus on becoming a better husband and healthier person” according to a spokesperson.
The announcement came just hours after Weiner once again angrily told reporters he would not resign but following calls by both House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Democratic National Committee head Debbie Wasserman Schultz for him to step down.
In another development, Delaware law enforcement authorities questioned an under-age 17-year-old girl about texts she received from Weiner. Meanwhile, a shirtless man wielding an axe confronted a Fox News tv crew and other reporters in front of the girl’s house.