Archive for March, 2012
Former “That ’70s Show” co-star Wilmer Valderrama has gotten more celebrity ass than any B-Lister in Hollywood history over the years. Among the actresses and celebrities that Walderrama has slept with are Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson, Avril Laigne, Mandy Moore and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Now, apparently Valderrama is curently bedding actess MinkaKelly, Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter’s longtime chick. Kelly and Jeter hae apparently split again after biefly reconciling recently. US Weekly recently spotted Valderrama and Kelly making out in a West Hollywood club. They also reportedly went to Las Vegas together.
Republican presidential candidate Sen. Rick Santorum wants to put you in prison. It’s either that or make all Internet porn illegal.
Now, I’m sure you’re going to think I’m insane for making that statement but it’s actually Santorum who’s the nut. Santorum, yesterday, put out a statement on his own website declaring he supports those who are fighting a “War on Pornography.” Claiming that the Obama administration continued to favor “pornographers over children and families,” Santorum said he would “vigorously enforce” federal pornography laws. Here’s an example of what’s a felony and could put you in federal prison for decades under current federal law:
* viewing pornography on the Internet
* looking at pornography on cable or satellite television
* viewing pornography in a hotel room
* watching an adult film that came from any retail outlet or in the mail
So, if you’ve EVER looked at any porn on the Internet, even on your own computer in your own home you are a criminal according to Rick Santorum. You can be imprisoned for 10 years or more. Seriously. Likewise, if you’ve ever legally watched something on tv his Attorney General deems obscene you can face jail time. Santorum specifically cites “cable and satellite television” as something he’s going to pursue “vigorously.” Even if HBO chose what to broadcast that still makes you a criminal if you’ve ever watched. Ever rented any pay-per-view adult films that your cable or satellite company has a record of? Forget it, they can lock you up and throw away the key on multiple felony counts. Hell, a Santorum administration could theoretically subpoena pay-per-view records from companies forcing them to turn over your rental records for the specific purpose of prosecuting you.
If you’ve ever watched an adult film in your own house that you legally rented from ANY “retail” outlet or got sent to you in the mail you can face serious jail time on obscenity and federal pornography charges. Same if you’ve ever watched an adult movie in a hotel room. It’s technically illegal to view pornography in a hotel.
These aren’t my interpretations. They’re Santorum’s. Don’t believe me? He flat out states all of these things are illegal on his website which you can check for yourself at www.ricksantorum.com .
The lede in The Daily Caller today (not exactly a lefty publication) is, “Internet pornography could conceivably become a thing of the past if Rick Sanorum is elected president.”
In 2009, the University of Montreal set out to do a study on the effects of pornography on men. They sought to study how men who viewed porn treated women and if it was different than men who had never watched an adult movie. The study was cancelled. Why? Because the university literally couldn’t find a single man who had never watched porn in his life. Let me repeat: they couldn’t find ANY man who had never viewed pornography. Not a single one. Don’t believe me? Here’s the story:
DAN SILEO FIRED FOR CALLING PLAYERS “THREE MONKEYS”
On the first day of NFL free agency the Tampa Bay Buccaneers spent $150 million signing Vincent Jackson, Carl Nicks and Eric Wright. That has the whole town excited.
Unfortunately for radio talk show host Dan Sileo of WDAE he got TOO excited. Sileo referred to the players as “those three monkeys.” Sileo didn’t even last one day. He was fired by the radio station.
Naturally, some media people were outraged. Not about three African-American players being called “monkeys” but about Sileo being fired for using “politically incorrect” speach. Put Glenn Beck on that list.
EX WDAE TALK SHOW HOST DAN SILEO
The comic strip “Doonesbury” stopped being relevant two decades ago. Hell, ALL comic strips are now irrelevant.
Still, Gary Trudeau is (was) a brilliantly talented guy. That talent resurfaced again this week as Trudeau tackled the hugely controversial topic of abortion.
Trudeau tackled the current “War on Women” aspect of the abortion story-particularly the state of Texas passing a bill requiring women seeking the procedure to be forced to undergo an ultrasound. Worse, the specific ultrasound required is “transvaginal.” It mandates by law that a 10″ object be inserted into the vagina of every woman seeking an abortion.
The “Doonesbury” strip this week is both brutal and scathing. It’s some of Trudeau’s best work ever. Sadly, many newspapers have banned the strip this week for being too “controversial.”
In case your local paper has banned “Doonesbury” this week here are some highlight panels:
Poor Doug Christie. His wife Jackie is so wretched she makes porn intolerable. Jackie Christie, promoting yet another horrific realty tv show that she’s appearing in, announced yesterday that the couple is going to become adult film producers and make a pornographic movie together.
Christie is only remembered as an NBA player for being the most henpecked, wussified, shell-of-a-man and beleagured sports husband in history. Unfortunately, that schtick is a decade old and it was overdone then.
Doug, they’re not laughing with you (they never were.) They’re laughing at you.