Archive for the ‘girl’ Category

Drunk woman in “slutty referee outfit” arrested for DUI and punching cop

October 27, 2011

Tisha Conklin DUI mug shot

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Miss Colombia chastised for making media appearances with no underwear

September 7, 2011

Who doesn’t love the bad girl beauty pageant contestants? A spokeswoman for Donald Trump’s Miss Universe contest admitted to scolding Miss Colombia for “going commando” and not wearing any underwear with her skimpy outfits during numerous media and public appearances.

eHarmony’s Crazy Cat Lady

June 11, 2011

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IRINA SAYK GETS THIS YEAR’S S.I. SWIMSUIT EDITION COVER

February 15, 2011

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LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE PLAYERS MAKE COVER OF PLAYBOY

January 18, 2011

KFC PLACES ADS…ON GIRLS BUTTS

September 22, 2010

Kentucky Fried Chicken has garnered national attention, as well as incurring the wrath of feminist groups like NOW, with a new advertising campaign. The fast food chain is advertising its “Double Down” sandwich by paying college girls to wear outfits with a KFC logo strategically placed on their butts.

DEAR ABBY OR DEAR PENTHOUSE?

July 23, 2010

DEAR ABBY

Talk about missed opportunities!

You may have missed it, but the old school advice column “Dear Abby” is back in circulation. The column is now being written by the daughter of its founder, Jeanne Phillips. Ms. Phillips isn’t exactly the pop culture icon her mother was. The column often seems archaic and dated, particularly when compared to other advice columns out there-like this.

That’s why Phillips really blew it this week when one of her readers named “Attracted to My Best Friend” wrote in:

“Dear Abby,

I am a 20-year-old female who has recently come to terms with the fact that I’m bisexual. My problem lie in that I am strongly attracted to one of my best friends…”

 

Instead of telling “Attracted” to get her friend drunk and “explore her feelings” or make out with her, Dear Abby basically advises the girl to go get a boy (or girl) friend. Boo!

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HOT JAPANESE TEACHER OFFERS HER BODY AS WAR REPARATIONS

June 17, 2010

ANRI SUKUKI

A 24-year-old Japanese teacher says she’s ashamed of the atrocities commited by her country against China during World War II. So ashamed, that she’s willing to have sex with her Chinese college students as a form of “symbolic compensation.” Anri Suzuki earned a doctorate in Japanese history. Her specialty was studying the Japanese invasion of China in WWII.

Says Suzuki,

“I want to cure the wounds of China with my body, and I offer to do this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan.”

MISS USA PREVIOUSLY WON STRIPPER CONTEST

May 18, 2010

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THERE SHE GOES: RIMA FAKIH PARTICIPATING IN “STRIPPER 101” CONEST

One day after being named Miss USA, photos have emerged of Rima Fakih winning a radio station strip club contest.

Awesome: The “Stripper 101” contest was held at a strip club and Fakih won a home stripper pole and numerous sex toys in the contest.

Dancing on a strip pole may be the least of Fakih’s troubles. According to crazed right blogger Debbie Sclussel, Fakih’s Miss USA campaign was funded by Hezbollah. That’s right, the terrorists have already won. Literally.

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RIMA FAKIH

SWEET! HOT LINGERIE MODEL BELIEVED TO BE DRUG KINGPIN

February 25, 2010

ANGIE SANSELMENTE VALENCIA

Angie Sanselmente Valencia is a beautiful, young lingerie model. Authorities say she is also one of the biggest drug dealers in the world.

Several British tabloids including the Daily Telegraph, The Sun, and the Daily Mail have details about Valencia’s drug running activities and how she recruited an all-girl cocaine-smuggling crew. According to The Sun, she dated one of the world’s most violent drug dealers nicknamed “The Monster” and authorities almost caught up with her by tracing her registered Pomeranian lap dog.

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