Archive for the ‘holidays’ Category

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

January 1, 2011

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

December 25, 2010

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“REPENT AMARILLO” EXECUTES SANTA CLAUS

December 20, 2010

King of the Jews.

A “Christian” group in Texas performed a mock execution of Santa Claus. The group says Santa is a “symbolof idolatry.”

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

November 25, 2010

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BIGGEST RADIO EVENT OF THE YEAR

October 29, 2010

We are doing a live edition of the radio show “600 Pounds of Ugly” from the Spearmint Rhino tonight (Friday) from 10:00 p.m.-2:00 a.m. We can get you into the Rhino for free. Just text the letters boitc to the number 47643.

This is a very big deal for the show. Please come. You can dress up for Halloween. The club is featuring a “good and evil” theme (or just come as you are.)

Also, bring ALL of your friends. They also get in for free. Remember to text BOITC to 47643. Show your confirmation text at the door. You’re in. We want to make this event the must fun and rockin’ time of the year. If we turn out enough people we can get more events at the Rhino, followed by fame and fortune. You will be rewarded accordingly. PLEASE COME.

Mike Responts

CHRISTINE O’DONNELL HAD DRUNKEN HALLOWEEN “ONE-NIGHT STAND” WITH SOME GUY DRESSED IN A BOY SCOUT UNIFORM

October 28, 2010

CHRISTINE O’DONNELL: DRUNK AND IN COSTUME FOR HALLOWEEN

Famed abstinence advocate and Delaware U.S. Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell hooked up with a man she just met for a drunken one-night stand according to an article written for Gawker.com. The author of the piece entitled, “I Had a One-Night Stand With Christine O’Donnell” claims he was only 25 when the incident happened in Philadelphia two years ago during Halloween. He refers to O’Donnell as a “Cougar” and basically portrays her as a hard-drinking nut.

The man also gave O’Donnell some pretty bad reviews in bed. Although he says the Senator wannabe was “a decent kisser,” the author of the Gawker article says sex with Christine O’Donnell “wasn’t half as exciting as I’d hoped it would be.”

The Gawker author also notes, “I immediately noticed that the¬†waxing trend had completely passed her by.”He also¬†claims a naked O’Donnell spent the entire night in his bed but begged out of sex at the last minute by claiming to be a “virgin.” Hilariously, the man claims he dressed up as a Boy Scout for his Halloween date with the drunk O’Donnell who was 14 years his senior.

BIGGEST RADIO EVENT OF THE YEAR

October 24, 2010

We are doing a live edition of the radio show “600 Pounds of Ugly” from the Spearmint Rhino this Friday. We can get you into the Rhino for free. Just text the letters boitc to the number 47643.

This is a very big deal for the show. Please come. You can dress up for Halloween. The club is featuring a “good and evil” theme (or just come as you are.)

Also, bring ALL of your friends. They also get in for free. Remember to text “BOITC” to 47643. Show your confirmation text at the door. You’re in. We want to make this event the must fun and rockin’ time of the year. If we turn out enough people we can get more events at the Rhino, followed by fame and fortune. You will be rewarded accordingly. PLEASE COME.

Mike Responts

9/11: NEVER FORGET!

September 11, 2010

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!

July 4, 2010

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

January 1, 2010

HERE’S TO A BETTER 2010!