Archive for the ‘horse racing’ Category

JOCKEY FIGHT AT THE BREEDER’S CUP

November 6, 2010

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PARTY PHOTOS FROM THIS WEEKEND’S PREAKNESS

May 17, 2010

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NOBODY CAN WATCH HORSE RACING SOBER

May 12, 2010

HOW TO ENJOY THE PREAKNESS

Screw politically correct.

The sport of horse racing is dying. Tracks are closing around the country. Those that are left are losing huge amounts of money. Even Pimlico, site of the Triple Crown’s Preakness race, is  filing for bankruptcy.

Last year, the Preakness changed its policy on alcohol. For years, fans were allowed to bring their own booze to the track’s infield. The race was such a legendary drunken party that the term “Preakness” is even in the Urban Dictionary. Corporate owners, worried about their image, decided to cut off the alcohol brought into last year’s race. The result? Record low attendance-the worst crowd in decades. The crowd plummeted from 112,222 in 2008 to 77,850. That’s a one-year drop in attendance of 34, 372. That’s even with Buckcherry singing “Crazy Bitch” to get the crowd going before the race. Not good for a track that was already facing bankruptcy.

So much for sobriety. As Darren Rovell of CNBC reports, that has resulted in a NEW policy for this year’s race. It’s all-you-can-drink! This year, Preakness fans who pay $40 for an infield ticket can also pay an additional $20 to join the “MUG Club.” This entitles you to unlimited refills of free beer and some hard drinks.

The Baltimore Sun labeled the change “From Meekness back to Freakness.” Critics of the revised policy say it will lead to complete drunkenness as fans will think they have to drink at least ten beers to “make their money back.”

A LOOK AT PREAKNESS PARTYING THROUGH THE YEARS:

RAIN CAUSES KENTUCKY DERBY MESS

May 1, 2010

WHY HORSE RACING SUCKS

May 17, 2009

Preakness Horse Racing

THE INFIELD AT THE PREAKNESS USUALLY DRAWS 60,000. SATURDAY (WITH NO BOOZE)-CRICKETS

Some people call horse racing “The Sport of Kings.” It’s not. After Saturday’s Preakness, you can officially refer to horse racing as, “An Excuse to Get Drunk.”

Rachel Alexandra won the race, becoming the first filly to win the Preakness since 1924. Nobody cares. The sport of horse racing is dying. Tracks are closing around the country. The same day as the running of the second leg of the Triple Crown, Hollywood Park in California announced it was cutting its schedule to just four days a week this season. Magna Entertainment, the company that owns the Preakness, filed for bankruptcy in March. They have put Pimlico up for sale. The only reason they didn’t put the track on the auction block is the state of Maryland threatened to confiscate the track through emminent domain.

The only glimmer of hope comes from Delaware where the state recently approved sports betting as a way to bolster the sagging horse racing industry. Fans will now be able to gamble on pro and college sports and also play table games at Delaware Park. It’s the only way to get people to come to the track. Horse racing can’t even stand on its own at Pimlico where they have run the Preakness since 1873. It also doesn’t help that the people running the sport are contributing to horse racing’s demise.

A filly winning the Preakness is not the buzz in Baltimore. It’s not what people are talking about around the water cooler at work. No, there was a bigger story that emerged from the race. With attendance already declining at the track this year because of a bad econonomy, the effetes that run the the Preakness made a horrible decision this year. They decided not to sell alcohol or let fans bring it into the infield at the race this year.

Tired of the drunkeness and partying that had earned the race the nickname “The Freakness” in recent years, officials banned booze and all beverages from being carried into the infield this year. The result was a disaster. The infield usually draws some 60,000 fans for the Preakness. The debauchery is legendary with topless women and drunk college students turning the event into an all-day party. This year, with no booze, there was a mere smattering of fans in attendance. Overall attendance at the race dropped as well from over 117,000 last year to less than 78,000.

The drop in attendance and interest in the race was so laughable that the button-down Washington Post actually taunted its Maryland neighbors with a headline referring to the “Sobering Attendance Drop” at the Preakness. With no alocohol allowed to be brought in, as a Facebook posting pointed out, “What’s the point of going?”

GUESS WHO ELSE FAILED A DRUG TEST?

May 8, 2009

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QUEEN ELIZABETH II

A race horse owned by the Queen of England has failed a drug test. Moonlit Path, a six-year-old mare owned by Queen Elizabeth II, was reportedly drugged by trainer Nicky Henderson.

The scandal is big news in Great Britain.

 

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HER MAJESTY WITH SCANDALIZED TRAINER NICKY HENDERSON

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MOONLIT PATH

50-1 SHOT WINS THE KENTUCKY DERBY

May 3, 2009

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MINE THAT BIRD

Mine That Bird, a 50-1 shot, won Saturday’s Kentucky Derby. The horse not only paid $103.20 to win, but the superfecta paid an astounding $278,503.19.

EVEN CRIMINAL CONGRESSMEN ARE BORING

November 3, 2008

TED STEVENS: LESS ENTERTAINING THAN BREEDERS’ CUP

A juror who held up the corruption trial of Alaska Senator Ted Stevens is in trouble with the court.

52-year-old Marian Hinnant asked to be excused from the Stevens trial because of the death of her father. She lied. Her father didn’t die. The woman had tickets to the Breeders’ Cup horse race in Arcadia, CA.

 

2008 BREEDERS’ CUP

JOCKEY ARRESTED FOR STEALING $4 WORTH OF LAXATIVES

October 27, 2008

SHANE PIERRE ROMERO

A 39-year-old Louisiana jockey has been arrested after he reportedly tried to shoplift a couple packets of laxatives and two air fresheners from a dollar store near the track.

Shane Pierre Romero was arrested in Bossier Parish. The value of the items he was trying to steal was listed at $4.

Romero was a jockey in the 1988 Kentucky Derby.