Archive for the ‘parenting’ Category

Dumbest invention of the 21st century

April 24, 2011

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Here’s the latest and most insidious invention designed to turn your child into a bubblewrapped, non-coping social invalid and eventual serial killer. Welcome the “no-hit pinata.”

The no-hit pinata was designed specifically to make the world a “less violent” place. God knows you wouldn’t want your precious little snowflake ruined by hitting an inanimate object with a stick and ruining their psyche. Instead of bashing open a paper mache animal with a stck while blindfolded,the no-hit pinata has the chidren each grap a string and pull out one piece of candy etc. that is attached. Boring!

Besides, without hitting pinatas with a stick, the video at the top of this post could have never been made.

GUARANTEED TO RUIN YOUR CHILD: THE HELLO KITTY PULL STING PINATA

THE FARMVILLE MURDERER

October 30, 2010

ALEXANDRA TOBIAS

A 22-year-old Florida woman has pleaded guilty to killing her own 14-week-old baby. Alexandra Tobias admits to shaking her infant son to death after his crying repeatedly iunterrupted her Farmville game on Facebook.

SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA PARENTS PULL DICTIONARIES OUT OF CLASSROOMS AFTER DIRTY WORDS FOUND IN THEM

October 26, 2010

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Parents in the Menifee Union school district in Southern California have managed to get every copy of the Merriam Webster 10th edition dictionary pulled from school shelves because ONE parent complained about a child reading the definition of “oral sex.”

SEE, DRUGGING YOUR KID CAN PAY OFF BIG TIME

June 30, 2010

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The YouTube video entitled “David After Dentist” has been one of the most popular in YouTube history. The video shows a heavily drugged 7-year-old named David DeVore following the oral surgery he had during a trip to a dentist.

The video had received more than 3 million hits within four days. There  is now even a marketing site for “David After Dentist” where you can buy t-shirts etc.

Gawker.com points out that Druggie David has made his parents about $150,000 so far-over 100 grand of that from YouTube profit sharing.

TWO-YEAR-OLD SMOKER

May 28, 2010

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Video of 2-year-old in Indonesia who smokes two packs of cigarettes a day.

SMOKING TODDLER

Shocking photos of Ardi Rizal puffing away on up to 40 cigarettes a day has many people fuming.