Archive for the ‘porn’ Category
Bill Clinton poses in Monaco with porn stars
May 24, 2012Hustler publishes photoshopped picture of S.E. Cupp performing oral sex
May 24, 2012S.E. Cupp is a conservative political pundit and commentator whose work appears in sites as diverse as MSNBC and Glenn Beck’s The Blaze. This month, the porn magazine Hustler went out of their way to slime Cupp by publishing a Photoshopped picture of her performing oral sex. The photo is making the rounds on the Internet and is captioned, “This is what S.E. Cupp looks like with a dick in her mouth.”
Cupp did several interviews yesterday including the Glenn Beck Show. Oddly, Cupp actually commended Hustler for being “honest.” She said other media outlets didn’t openly admit they came after women solely because of their political views. In their pictorial, Hustler admitted they came after Cupp because of her “dumb (conservative) political ideas.”
Even liberal political organizations like Planned Parenthood have come out with official statements condemning Hustler and their publisher Larry Flynt who has a long and storied history of winning court battles allowing them to publish lewd photos and drawings as “satire.”
Senator Sweater Vest declares “War on Porn”
March 16, 2012RICK SANTORUM
Republican presidential candidate Sen. Rick Santorum wants to put you in prison. It’s either that or make all Internet porn illegal.
Now, I’m sure you’re going to think I’m insane for making that statement but it’s actually Santorum who’s the nut. Santorum, yesterday, put out a statement on his own website declaring he supports those who are fighting a “War on Pornography.” Claiming that the Obama administration continued to favor “pornographers over children and families,” Santorum said he would “vigorously enforce” federal pornography laws. Here’s an example of what’s a felony and could put you in federal prison for decades under current federal law:
* viewing pornography on the Internet
* looking at pornography on cable or satellite television
* viewing pornography in a hotel room
* watching an adult film that came from any retail outlet or in the mail
So, if you’ve EVER looked at any porn on the Internet, even on your own computer in your own home you are a criminal according to Rick Santorum. You can be imprisoned for 10 years or more. Seriously. Likewise, if you’ve ever legally watched something on tv his Attorney General deems obscene you can face jail time. Santorum specifically cites “cable and satellite television” as something he’s going to pursue “vigorously.” Even if HBO chose what to broadcast that still makes you a criminal if you’ve ever watched. Ever rented any pay-per-view adult films that your cable or satellite company has a record of? Forget it, they can lock you up and throw away the key on multiple felony counts. Hell, a Santorum administration could theoretically subpoena pay-per-view records from companies forcing them to turn over your rental records for the specific purpose of prosecuting you.
If you’ve ever watched an adult film in your own house that you legally rented from ANY “retail” outlet or got sent to you in the mail you can face serious jail time on obscenity and federal pornography charges. Same if you’ve ever watched an adult movie in a hotel room. It’s technically illegal to view pornography in a hotel.
These aren’t my interpretations. They’re Santorum’s. Don’t believe me? He flat out states all of these things are illegal on his website which you can check for yourself at www.ricksantorum.com .
The lede in The Daily Caller today (not exactly a lefty publication) is, “Internet pornography could conceivably become a thing of the past if Rick Sanorum is elected president.”
In 2009, the University of Montreal set out to do a study on the effects of pornography on men. They sought to study how men who viewed porn treated women and if it was different than men who had never watched an adult movie. The study was cancelled. Why? Because the university literally couldn’t find a single man who had never watched porn in his life. Let me repeat: they couldn’t find ANY man who had never viewed pornography. Not a single one. Don’t believe me? Here’s the story:
Most whipped athlete in sports history hits new all-time low
March 14, 2012Poor Doug Christie. His wife Jackie is so wretched she makes porn intolerable. Jackie Christie, promoting yet another horrific realty tv show that she’s appearing in, announced yesterday that the couple is going to become adult film producers and make a pornographic movie together.
Christie is only remembered as an NBA player for being the most henpecked, wussified, shell-of-a-man and beleagured sports husband in history. Unfortunately, that schtick is a decade old and it was overdone then.
Doug, they’re not laughing with you (they never were.) They’re laughing at you.
Media outlets jump on Osama bin Laden porn bandwagon
May 14, 2011Since an original piece by Reuters on Friday, media organizations throughout the world are falling all over themselves to report that porn was found at Osama bin Laden’s terrorist hideout where he was shot in the head by Seal Team Six. The Bin Laden/porn story was featured on a CBS Evening News package and dutifully reported by Fox News, the New York Times, the Washington Post, ABC, and, of course , the New York Post
The porn experts at MSNBC called the bin Laden porn collection “fairly extensive” and put forward a ridiculous al-Qaida porn conspiracy angle theorizing the terrorist organization may have been sending hidden “coded” porn messages.
Meanwhile, the bin Laden/porn enthusiast stories circulated throughout the world media. All of which ledradio talk show host Rush Limbaugh to theorize that bin Laden may have also secretly been a big fan of Snookie and “Jersey Shore.”
PORN STAR CATFIGHT ERUPTS OVER TIGER WOODS
October 5, 2010DEVON JAMES
JOSLYN JAMES
A pair of porn stars, both of whom claim to have had sex with golfer Tiger Woods are feuding and it’s getting ugly. The battle between Devon James and Joslyn James (no relation) has become so intense that the former has threatened to “kill” her rival.
Devon James claims that Joslyn is “evil” and “everyone hates that bitch.”
Joslyn James counters by saying Devon is bad in bed.
CHANGING HEARTS AND MINDS-WITH PORN
August 23, 2010IRAQI STREET VENDORS SELL NUDIE MAGS AND VIDEOS (NOTE THE 7-YEAR-OLD AT THE TOP OF THE PICTURE)
Cheer up America. After spending over a trillion dollars and losing more than 4,400 American soldiers at least we have something to show for our time in Iraq.
As the U.S. winds down its troop levels and pulls out of Iraq, there is one tangible result of eight years of American occuppation left in the country. Porn. Lots and lots of porn.
An AP article details how widespread porn is in the new Iraq.
THE REASON WE TOPPLED SADDAM: PORN FOR EVERYBODY
PORN STAR IS BASKETBALL PLAYER’S “KRYPTONATE”
July 16, 2010NATE ROBINSON
It’s been quite a week for NBA player Nate Robinson. The former New York Knicks guard signed a two-year $8 million contract with the Boston Celtics. The signing came one day after the celebrity gossip site MediaTakeout.com announced Robinson had made porn star Samone Taylor his “wifey.”
Taylor’s a class act. Her last video was entitled, “Your Black Girlfriend Gang Banged by Rednecks.”
In that video she has sex with multiple white guys who are self-proclaimed racists wearing nothing but Confederate flag t-shirts. Never the less, it was Taylor (not Robinson) who took to the Internet making a YouTube video denying the affair:
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PORN STAR GOES POSTAL
June 3, 2010A male porn star went on a rampage Wednesday, stabbing three people and killing one co-worker. The 30-year-old man was told he was being fired as a porn actor by a Van Nuys, California production company. Stephen Hill was also being kicked out of the company’s studios where he slept.
The name of Hill’s co-star he apparently stabbed to death with a Samurai sword? Tom Dong.
PORN STAR STEPHEN HILL: IRONICALLY SHOWN HERE WITH SAMURAI SWORD
IRAN TO EXECUTE PORN STARS
March 9, 2010TRUE STORY: IRANIAN ACTRESS ZAHRA AMIR EBRAHIM HAS RELEASED A SEX TAPE
Any time you can mix porn with politics and religion, THAT’S a good story.
Calling them “corrupters of the world,” the Iranian parliament has approved the death penalty for those involved in the porn industry. The 148-5 vote follows the “full-blown Iranian sex scandal” involving actress Zahra Amir Ebrahimi. She recently released a sex tape.
THINK THE IRANIAN GOVERNMENT WANTS THEIR WOMEN DRESSED CONSERVATIVELY? HERE’S THE OFFICIAL STATE PHOTOGRAPH OF PRESIDENT MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAB AND HIS WIFE