Archive for the ‘soccer’ Category

Most embarrassing sports injury of the day

April 21, 2011

A soccer player was reportedly hospitalized for five days after being injured in an incident of “horesplay” with his teammates. During a drunken postgame party, the 37-year-old Welsh midfielder mooned his teammates-one of whom promptly stuck a pool cue up his ass. The player suffered “severe” injuries and was in the hospital for five days.

Colombian soccer fans take dead buddy to soccer game

March 29, 2011

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HOW MUCH DID QATAR BRIBE FIFA OFFICIALS TO GET THE WORLD CUP? $10 MILLION APIECE

December 15, 2010

Apparently, you get what you pay for. There are several reports, including in Newsweek via Twitter, that the nation of Qatar was awarded the 2022 World Cup only after massively bribing FIFA officials. Qatar allegedly paid World Cup Selection Committee members $10 million apiece.

FIFA head Sepp Blatter had already come under fire after telling gay soccer fans to refrain from sex while visiting Qatar.

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MARADONA WANTS TO COACH…IN IRAN

December 7, 2010

MARADONA: A BIG CHE GUEVERA FAN

For a guy who’s made and spent so much money, crazed soccer legend Diego Maradona is certainly an anti-capitalist. Maradona was sacked as the coach of Argentina following 4-0 quarterfinal loss to Germany in the World Cup earlier this year.

Now, Maradona has a backup plan. He’s lobbying for the head coaching job for the Iranian national soccer team. Reports in the Iranian media have Maradona meeting with President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad soon.

SOCCER PHOTO OF THE DAY

November 13, 2010

It Looks Like Soccer Player Rio Ferdinand Got Stone-Cold Fisted The Other Day

IF ONLY CLEVELAND CAVALIERS FANS WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS

October 22, 2010

This would be an example of why English soccer fans are called HOOLIGANS. According to several stories in the British press, an “angry mob” converged outside the home of Manchester United player Wayne Rooney last night. The crowd had gathered after finding out that Rooney may be switching clubs to rival Manchester City. Chants of, “Join Man City and you die!” rained down on Rooney (who WAS in the house at the time.)

Rooney apparently wants out after Manchester United’s douchebag American owner Malcolm Glazer bankrupted the team and ran the once-proud franchise into the ground. Another report said the mob actually spray painted Rooney’s garage and held up a sign reading, “If you join City you’re dead.” All of this despite the fact that fans used to love Rooney so much that his cousin was once paid to pose┬átopless based solely on the fact that she was related to the famous striker. Natalie Rooney even had a feature article written about her new breast implants. Even Rooney’s hookers have become famous and tabloid fodder.

RANDOM EXCUSE TO RUN NATALIE ROONEY PICTURE

PHOTOS OF WAYNE ROONEY’S HOOKER

September 7, 2010

MONICA MINT

British tabloids are going crazy running photos of the prostitute that slept with popular soccer player Wayne Rooney. Rooney had sex with Monica Mint while his girlfriend was eight months pregnant.

HOT GERMAN SOCCER ANNOUNCER GETS NAILED

August 25, 2010

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STAR GOALIE CHARGED WITH MURDER

August 5, 2010

Flamengo goal keeper Bruno Fernandes Das Dores de Souza has been charged in the slaying of his former girlfriend.

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Star Brazilian goalie Bruno has been formally charged with murder following the disappearance of his former girlfriend Eliza Samudio.

Tipped by the goalie’s cousin, authorities say Bruno Souza had Samudio strangled, chopped into pieces and fed to a pack of dogs. He apparently watched the entire gruesome execution which was conducted by a former Brazilian police officer.

ELIZA SAMUDIO: WAS ALLEGEDLY MURDERED, HACKED INTO PIECES AND FED TO DOGS

HOTTIE MODEL LARISSA RIQUELME IS NO WELCHER

August 3, 2010

Paraguay's Cellphone-Boobs Girl Robbed, Probably Shouldn't Have Shown World Where She Hid Her Cellphone

LARISSA RIQUELME

Large-breasted Paraguayan model Larissa Riquelme finally made good on her World Cup promise. The busty World Cup hero said she would back her team by running the streets naked if Paraguay made it to the World Cup Finals.

Unfortunately, Paraguay was eliminated. However, Risquelme showed her support by baring all in the British tabloid the DailyMail.