Archive for the ‘strippers’ Category

SUPER BOWL XLV STRIPPER SHORTAGE

January 28, 2011

Who says it’s tough to find work in this economy?

According to TMZ, Fox Sports and several other media sources, the city of Dallas is some 10,000 strippers short to service customers for the upcoming Pittsburgh Steelers/Green Bay Packers Super Bowl game.

NBC Sports is even offering a helpful how-to guide for young ladies who may want to take their clothes off for pay next weekend. Pro tips include:

* Women wishing to strip must have two valid forms of ID (plus an alien ID card or international work permit if you’re not a U.S. citizen.)

* Once you pick a club to work in (there are approximately 60 strip clubs in the Dallas area) you must pay them $50 for a referral to a private screening company called Bio Verify. You must then physically go to Bio Verify and pick up a permit to work. Bio Verify is located on Manana Road in Dallas.

NBC suggests that women apply for their permits during the daytime since the area Bio Verify is located in is “not very safe” after dark.

STRIPPER FAIL OF THE DAY

October 17, 2010

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STRIP CLUB ADDICTION MAY SEND FORMER NBA GUARD TO PRISON

August 26, 2010

RUMEAL ROBINSON

As a college basketball player, Michigan guard Rumeal Robinson was famous for calmly hitting two free throws with 0.03 seconds left to give a departing Bill Frieder and Michigan the 1989 NCAA title. Robinson was just a sophomore.

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As a pro basketball player, Robinson was famous for something else. He’s the guy who regularly spent $20,000 a night, seven nights a week, in various strip clubs. A magazine piece once labeled Robinson a “strip club addict.” Even the New York Times featured Robinson’s tale of woe.

Robinson ended up homeless despite stealing his adoptive mother’s $600,000 home and hawking his $10,000 machine gun.

Now, Robinson faces serious prison time. He is on trial in Iowa facing eight counts of wire and bank fraud. He also allegedly tried to bribe a bank official.

CHRIS FARLEY IN HIS GREATEST ROLE-AS RUMEAL ROBINSON

You may remember the late actor/comedian Chris Farley trying to re-enact Robinson’s free throws in an oh-so-tight #21 Michigan jersey in what was arguably the greatest ESPN promo in history.

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MISS USA PREVIOUSLY WON STRIPPER CONTEST

May 18, 2010

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THERE SHE GOES: RIMA FAKIH PARTICIPATING IN “STRIPPER 101” CONEST

One day after being named Miss USA, photos have emerged of Rima Fakih winning a radio station strip club contest.

Awesome: The “Stripper 101” contest was held at a strip club and Fakih won a home stripper pole and numerous sex toys in the contest.

Dancing on a strip pole may be the least of Fakih’s troubles. According to crazed right blogger Debbie Sclussel, Fakih’s Miss USA campaign was funded by Hezbollah. That’s right, the terrorists have already won. Literally.

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ROGER CLEMENS ADDRESSES ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION REPORTS VIA TWITTER

April 2, 2010

Former Major League Baseball pitching great Roger Clemens attacked Mindy McCready, his former teeny-bopper lover, today on his Twitter account.

Earlier in the week, McCready released a sex tape and claimed Clemens often had trouble getting an erection.

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE SPENT $2,000 IN HOLLYWOOD S&M STRIP CLUB

March 29, 2010

 

The New York Daily News is reporting that the Republican National Committee ran up a $1,946 tab at the California strip club Voyeur West Hollywood. That information came from documents filed with the Federal Election Commission.

Voyeur West Hollywood is famed for its S&M style bondage motif. It is described as having a “dark leather-heavy interior reminiscant of the masked orgy scene” in the Stanley Kubrick movie “Eyes Wide Shut.”

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VEGAS STRIPPER WHO CHOPPED UP HER HUSBAND GETS TO AIR JAILHOUSE VIDEO ON “48 HOURS”

November 22, 2009

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Former Las Vegas stripper Marjorie Orbin is on trial for murdering her husband and chopping him up with a jigsaw. Arizona prosecutors have screwed up the case so badly that she might actually walk. Not to mention, authorities let Orbin make a videotape that was shown on CBS describing HER ordeal.

Marjorie Orbin records her video diary from a cell in the Estrella Jail in Phoenix, Ariz.

STRIPPER/MURDERER MARJORIE ORBIN ALLOWED TO TAPE HER OWN “VIDEO DIARY” WHICH AIRED ON CBS

VEGAS SHUTS DOWN STRIPPER-MOBILE

November 14, 2009

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Just days after a Las Vegas Sun story profiling their “Stripper-Mobile,” the Deja Vu/Little Darlings strip clubs have put the brakes on their promotion. The clubs have announced that they are voluntarily shutting down a plexiglas-encased truck complete with a stripper pole and scantily clad girls that drove up and down the Las Vegas Strip.

 

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A spokesman for Little Darlings and Deja Vu said his companies wanted to be “good citizens.” Clark County commissioners had used “safety issues” as a reason to threaten the club after a series of embarrassing national media pieces ridiculed the strippers-on-wheels program.

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MOBILE STRIPPERS HIT THE VEGAS STRIP

November 12, 2009

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Thursday’s Las Vegas Sun has a feature on the newest fad to hit the Strip, mobile strippers. More precisely, the “stripper-mobile.”

Deja Vu Showgirls/Little Darlings have hired a plexiglas-encased truck to drive up and down Las Vegas Boulevard. Inside the glass is a stripper pole and a scantily clad girl.

The marketing director for the two strip clubs says business has doubled since he started his strippers-on-wheels scheme 11 days ago.

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MASS-MURDERING, “DEVOUT” MUSLIM, ARMY DOCTOR WAS A BIG FAN OF THE STRIP CLUBS

November 9, 2009

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Both Fox News and CBS are reporting that accused gunman Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan was a fequent and enthusiastic visitor to a Texas strip club near the army base where he shot 41 people. Hasan killed 13 in a Fort Hood shooting spree last week.

The Fox News story says Hasan recently spent “six or seven hours” at the Starz strip club in Killeen, Texas where he was a frequent visitor. According to Fox News:

“Hasan’s presence at the club paints a starkly different portrait of the alleged killer from that offered by his imam and family members, who have described him as a devout Muslim, and one who had difficulty finding a wife who would wear a head scarf and would pray five times a day.”

The article also quotes one of the Starz dancers as saying she was “shocked” that Hasan was the gunman because he was a good tipper.

Meanwhile, the FBI says it is “reassessing” a past investigation of Hasan that concluded he was not a threat.

MAJOR NIDAL MALIK HASAN