Posts Tagged ‘Ashley Dupre’

AMERICA’S FAVORITE WHORE GETS JOB AS ADVICE COLUMNIST

December 15, 2009

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ASHLEY DUPRE: FROM PROSTITUTE TO NEW YORK POST ADVICE COLUMNIST

It only fair. The New York Post made a lot of money off  prostitute Ashley Dupree. Now, they’ve actually given her a job.

After being a Post cover girl for being revealed as former New York governor Eliot Spitzer’s top hooker, Dupre has found herself virtually unemployable. She’s now too old and used up for Charlie Sheen and Girls Gone Wild. She’s too ugly for Penthouse. And, after all the filthy (*seriously disgusting-check out this post) things she did for money, NO business in New York, New Jersey or Pennsylvania will let her in the building, much less hire her.

Not a problem. The Post is actually giving Dupre her own column in the paper. She’s been hired as an advice columnist. Since the last reported paying job Dupre had was having men pay her to eat her used, dirty tampons, working for the New York Post is only slightly more demeaning. The promotional video for the Post (below) touts Dupre as the perfect person to give advice to young women in New York. Beautiful, since she’s a former (?) prostitute and drug addict.

The Post’s rival NewYork Daily News is having a field day over Dupre’s hiring. One of their columnists said Dupre’s advice on sex is about “as useless as Bernie Madoff money tips.”

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AT LEAST ASHLEY DUPREE DRINKS LIKE A REAL JOURNALIST

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