Posts Tagged ‘Chad Ochocinco’

WHOLE GRAIN BADNESS

September 30, 2010

The manufacturer has recalled all of the boxes of Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco’s cereal “Ochocinco’s.” The reason for the recall is because an 800 number listed on the box directs callers to a phone sex line instead of the intended charity’s number.

CHAD OCHOCINCO STILL HATES ESPN

March 13, 2010

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Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco is continuing his one-man Twitter war against ESPN. After attacking radio host Colin Cowherd earlier in the week, Ochocinco went after John Clayton and Eic Kuselius on his Twitter account.

CHAD OCHOCINCO HAS AWESOME TWITTER WAR WITH COLIN COWHERD

March 10, 2010

Here’s a word of advice. Don’t get into a war of words with Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco. Even if you’re a professional talk show host.

Ochocinco SLAMMED ESPN Radio host Colin Cowherd on his Twitter account Tuesday. The blasts came following a segment on Cowherd’s radio show where he offhandedly ripped the colorful receiver and made the note that “70 % of NBA and NFL players are broke within five years of retirement.”

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Big mistake. The new “Dancing With The Stars” contestant unloaded via Twitter on Cowherd:

OCHOCINCO REHABS INJURED KNEE WITH SEX

January 6, 2010

Injured Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco told the New York Post that he knows his left knee is ok because he tried it out Monday. Having sex.

According to the Bengals wacky wideout,

 “I had sex yesterday. With some of the moves I did — I should be fine.”

 

 

 

ANNUAL CHAD OCHOCINCO BLACK FRIDAY PHOTO

November 27, 2009

CHAD OCHOCINCO DISPLAYS HIS $5 SNUGGIE

Last year, Ochocinco also released a photo of his Black Friday Christmas shopping.

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CHAD POSTS HIS “OCHOCINCO CONDOMS” ON TWITTER

November 23, 2009

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PRETEND $1 “BRIBE” COSTS CHAD OCHOCINCO $20,000

November 14, 2009

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Pretending to offer an NFL referee  one dollar during last Sunday’s Bengals/Ravens game will cost Cincinnati receiver Chad Ochocinco $20,000. The NFL Friday fined the wacky wideout. Ochocinco pulled a dollar bill out of his jersey and waved it at an official during the third quarter of Sunday’s victory.

Originally, it was reported that the league was “unlikely” to fine Ochocinco at all for his display which was clearly made in jest. However, the NFL was said to be particularly upset with Ochocinco’s use of the word “bribe” when referring to the incident.

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CHAD OCHOCINCO PLAYS THE HANDICAPPED CARD

August 29, 2009

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Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco wants his first fine of the 2009 NFL season rescinded. The league fined the colorful receiver $5,000 for wearing an orange chinstrap in the Bengals game against St. Louis on  Thursday.

Ochocinco sent a Tweet on his Twitter account that said,

 

“WTF I got a damn fine already, it’s the damn preseaon, this is some bulls***!!!!”

 

Later, Ochocinco claimed to be color blind and  jokingly threatened to sue the NFL since he’s “disabled.”

CHAD OCHOCINCO KICKS EXTRA POINT IN BENGALS GAME

August 21, 2009

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THE MRS. PUTS AN END TO THE PLAN OF CHAD OCHOCINCO MOVING IN WITH CARSON PALMER

June 22, 2009

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BENGAL TEAMMATES CHAD OCHOCINCO AND CARSON PALMER

Missed in all the hoopla over the Artie Lange fiasco on last week’s edition of “Joe Buck Live,” was the pronuncement made by Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco. The wacky receiver receiver said he was going to be “moving in” with his quarterback Carson Palmer this summer. Ochocinco said he planned to crash at Palmer’s Southern California home while the two worked out together. He even pulled out the “Brokeback Mountain” reference in referring to his potential roommate/qb.

Well, Mrs. Carson Palmer has put an end to those plans PRONTO. The Dayton Daily News ran a story Friday about Shaelyn Palmer putting her foot down. She put it to her husband in no uncertain terms. NO Ochocinco. Mrs. Palmer has twin infants at home. She gave birth to a girl and a boy earlier this year.

Meanwhile, Palmer himself had one of the greatest quotes ever on Ochocinco,

 

“Unless he’s picking up my mortgage for the month of July and August, he can’t stay. He’s not living for free.I don’t need another kid around the house.”