Posts Tagged ‘Cincinnati Bengals’

CARSON PALMER DRAWS A LINE IN THE SAND

March 1, 2011

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CARSON PALMER

Disgruntled Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Carson Palmer has told a local tv station, “I will never set foot in Paul Brown Stadium again.”

Palmer told WCPO in Cincinnati that he had “$80 million in the bank” and no amount of money could get him to return to the Bengals. Palmer has demanded that the Bengals trade or release him this offseason. So far, the team has not complied.

WHOLE GRAIN BADNESS

September 30, 2010

The manufacturer has recalled all of the boxes of Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco’s cereal “Ochocinco’s.” The reason for the recall is because an 800 number listed on the box directs callers to a phone sex line instead of the intended charity’s number.

CEDRIC BENSON WALKS INTO A BAR…

June 29, 2010

ANOTHER CEDRIC BENSON MUG SHOT

When a Cincinnati Bengal gets arrested it’s not exactly shocking news. (Check out this list of 16 previous Bengals who have been arrested since 2006.) Bengals running back Cedric Benson has been arrested for allegedly punching a bartender in the face in Austin, Texas two months ago.

Benson has now found legal trouble through land, sea and bar.

CHRIS HENRY’S BRAIN

June 28, 2010

Why was the late football player Chris Henry such a jackass?

Researchers now say Henry was suffering from a “chronic brain injury” at the time of his death last December. Henry was killed when he fell out of the back of a pickup during a domestic dispute and struck his head. That culminated a series of bizarre actions by the former Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver.

Doctors at West Virginia University (where Henry played his college ball) took slices of Henry’s brain and examined them under a microscope. They found that Henry had a condition called chronic traumatic encephalopathy or CTE. It’s a progressive brain disease caused by head trauma. The doctors concluded that Henry’s brain injury could have “impacted his behavior” and caused him to act like such a nut. A judge who once sentenced Henry referred to him as “a one-man crime spree.”

One of the doctors who examined Henry’s brain called the results “profound.” Henry was only 26 at the time of his death and had never formally been diagnosed as suffering from a concussion during his entire career. Yet, the cumulative trauma to his brain from being hit so often playing football was diagnosed as “behavior altering.”

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CHAD OCHOCINCO STILL HATES ESPN

March 13, 2010

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Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco is continuing his one-man Twitter war against ESPN. After attacking radio host Colin Cowherd earlier in the week, Ochocinco went after John Clayton and Eic Kuselius on his Twitter account.

REY MAUALUGA DRUNK TEST

February 2, 2010

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REY MAUALUGA OFFICIALLY A BENGAL

January 29, 2010

REY MAUALUGA MUG SHOT

Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Rey Maualuga was arrested for DUI after running into a parking meter and two parked cars Friday. Maualuga joins a littany of Bengals who have been arrested in recent years.

CHRIS HENRY: DECEMBER 16, 2005-POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA

CHRIS HENRY: JANUARY 30, 2006-GUN CHARGES

CHRIS HENRY: JUNE 3, 2006-DUI

A.J. NICHOLSON: MAY 28, 2007-DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

ERIC STEINBACH: BOATING UNDER INFLUENCE

REGGIE MCNEAL: DECEMBER 3, 2006-DRUG POSSESSION AND RESISTING ARREST

ODELL THURMAN: DECEMBER 2006-DUI

DELTHA O’NEAL: DECEMBER 2006-DUI

QUINCY WILSON: JUNE 18, 2007-DISORDERLY CONDUCT FOR FIGHTING AT A WEDDING

MATTHIAS ASKEW: JULY 22, 2006-RESISTING ARREST, TASERED BY POLICE

LEON HALL: APRIL 5, 2009-DUI

FROSTEE RUCKER: JUNE 20, 2006-SPOUSAL BATTERY AND VANDALISM

JASON SHIRLEY: OCTOBER, 2007-DUI, CRASHING INTO AN APARTMENT COMPLEX

AHMAD BROOKS: MAY 1, 2008-ASSAULT, PUNCHING A WOMAN IN THE FACE

JOHNATHAN JOSEPH: JANUARY 22, 2007-POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA

OCHOCINCO REHABS INJURED KNEE WITH SEX

January 6, 2010

Injured Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco told the New York Post that he knows his left knee is ok because he tried it out Monday. Having sex.

According to the Bengals wacky wideout,

 “I had sex yesterday. With some of the moves I did — I should be fine.”

 

 

 

DID THIS BENGALS CHEERLEADER HAVE TWO VENEREAL DISEASES?

December 29, 2009

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A Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader is suing the TheDirty.com for libel after the website implied she might have a pair of venereal diseases. The Dirty says the cheerleader’s boyfriend “cheated on her with over 50 girls in 4 years.”

“Sarah J” is also school teacher in Kentucky. The Dirty says her boyfriend may have given her Chlamydia and Gonorrhea.

CHRIS HENRY’S CONDITION HAS STABILIZED…HE’S DEAD

December 17, 2009

BEFORE DYING A SENSELESS, TRAGIC DEATH, CHRIS HENRY WAS PREVIOUSLY FAMOUS FOR BEING THE FIRST PLAYER IN NFL HISTORY TO BE ARRESTED AND POSING FOR A MUGSHOT IN HIS OWN REPLICA JERSEY

Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry died today. He was 26.

Henry suffered head injuries after falling out of the back of a pickup yesterday in an incident of domestic violence. 

Henry’s death was much like his life. Senseless and pointless. If you think that’s a harsh assessment, Henry’s obituary for People magazine had a quote referring to him as “a one-man crime wave.” ESPN’s writeup on Henry’s death mentioned that Rich Rodriguez, his college coach at West Virginia, once called him”an embarrassment to himself and the program.” And those were in his OBITUARIES!

Henry had been arrested numerous times in the past including for marijuana possession, gun possession and assault. He went to jail in 2007 after being convicted of providing alcohol to three underage girls, one of whom was 15 and another who accused him of sexual assault.

The saddest thing of all is that Henry leaves behind three children that he had with Loleini Tonga. Those children may now grow up with NO parent. North Carolina authorities announced they are assigning a homicide detective to the case of Henry’s death which indicates they may prosecute Tonga. She was driving the pickup that Henry fell from, injuring himself fatally. There was some speculation yesterday that Tonga may have pushed Henry out of the vehicle. Also, since the NFL has such a horrific union, Henry’s contract with the Bengals is terminated and none of his remaining salary is guaranteed since he died. The NFL won’t even provide the money to bury Henry. And, since Henry never bothered to marry the woman he fathered three children with, those kids also stand to inherit nothing from his estate.

MSNBC reported late Thursday afternoon that a neighbor of Henry’s distinctly heard the receiver yell to his fiancee from the back of his truck that if she didn’t pull over he was going to jump off and “kill himself.”