Posts Tagged ‘Derek Jeter’

Wilmer Valderrama: living off Derek Jeter’s leftovers

March 28, 2012

Former “That ’70s Show” co-star Wilmer Valderrama has gotten more celebrity ass than any B-Lister in Hollywood history over the years. Among the actresses and celebrities that Walderrama has slept with are Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson, Avril Laigne, Mandy Moore and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Now, apparently Valderrama is curently bedding actess MinkaKelly, Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter’s longtime chick. Kelly and Jeter hae apparently split again after biefly reconciling recently. US Weekly recently spotted Valderrama and Kelly making out in a West Hollywood club. They also reportedly went to Las Vegas together.

Jeter: Ladies, thanks for the sex-here’s a lovely parting gift

December 14, 2011

Legendary New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter is back on the free agent market. At least when it comes to chicks. After recently dumping hottie actress Minka Kelly, today’s New York Post claims Jeter has recently dated a “bevy” of beauties whom he beds at his Trump Tower apartment.

According to the Post, Jeter is quite the gentleman. In the morning Jeter provides his girls with free car service. Best of all, those lucky ladies get a “gift basket” complete with signed Jeter memorabilia (including an autographed baseball!)

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DEREK JETER BACHELOR PAD: GIRLS, COME FOR THE SEX. STAY FOR THE AUTOGRAPHED BASEBALL

Tell-all book tells nothing

August 9, 2011

A former New York Yankees batboy named Luis Castillo has a book out. Excerpts of that book have been printed in the New York Post. Among the details revealed by Castillo is the milquetoast assertation that Yankees captain Derek Jeter prefers women with “a nice smile and personality.”  Castillo didn’t talk about Jeter’s herpes rumors.

A slightly more hilarious tidbit was porn addict outfielder Hideki Matsui’s guarantee before Game 7 of the 20004 ALCS. After blowing a 3-0 lead in the series, Matsui guaranteed a Yankees win in Game 7. The Yankees lost and the Boston Red Sox went on to win their first World Series in six generations. Matsui’s exact prediction on what the team would do in the series finale:

“Kick ass. Pop champagne. Get some ho’s.”

Derek Jeter’s 3,000th hit

July 10, 2011

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JETER AND YANKEES ACTUALLY $75 MILLION APART

November 19, 2010

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The reports Friday morning that the New York Yankees and legendary free agent shortstop Derek Jeter were $50 million apart on a new contract were wrong. Actually, there’s a difference of $75 million.

The Yankees will offer Jeter a three-year contract for $45 million according to mlbtraderumors.com. A separate report had Jeter seeking up to $20 million a season for six years. Speculation is the Yankees may be greasing the skid for Jeter’s departure. Owner Hal Steinbrenner has called the negotiations “not personal.” However, the club has said on record that their captain will be allowed to “test the market.” Various clubs including the Baltimore Orioles and even the hated Boston Red Sox have been linked to Jeter.

Derek Jeter a member of the Red Sox????? It could happen.

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DEREK JETER ACADEMY AWARD WINNING PERFORMANCE

September 16, 2010

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JETER TO SELL NY BACHELOR PAD FOR $20 MILLION

September 12, 2010

Baseball star Derek Jeter may be finally settling down with ONE woman. If it’s any consolation he may be making $20 million to do so.

The New York Post is reporting that Jeter is selling his NewYork apartment that he personally bought from Donald Trump. The asking price is $20 million. That may seem a little steep for an apartment but consider Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Adriana Lima, Mariah Carey, and countless thousands of other blazing hot women have all had sex there.

Jeter and his girlfriend, actress Minka Kelly, are moving into a 30,875 square-foot, seven-bedroom, nine-bathroom Florida home that is already being dubbed “St. Jetersburg.”

WHAT THE HELL IS A-ROD DOING TO DEREK JETER’S BUTT?

October 20, 2009

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DEREK JETER PASSES LOU GEHRIG AS YANKEES ALL-TIME HITS LEADER

September 12, 2009

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