Posts Tagged ‘Doug Christie’

Most whipped athlete in sports history hits new all-time low

March 14, 2012

Poor Doug Christie. His wife Jackie is so wretched she makes porn intolerable. Jackie Christie, promoting yet another horrific realty tv show that she’s appearing in, announced yesterday that the couple is going to become adult film producers and make a pornographic movie together.

 Christie is only remembered as an NBA player for being the most henpecked, wussified, shell-of-a-man and beleagured sports husband in history. Unfortunately, that schtick is a decade old and it was overdone then.

Doug, they’re not laughing with you (they never were.) They’re laughing at you.