GREAT MOMENTS IN REALITY TELEVISION HISTORY: DRUNKEN, NAKED CELEBRITY MIDGET VERNE TROYER URINATES IN A CORNER (SURREAL LIFE 2005)
God, I hate reality television.
VH1 just announced this year’s cast for the reality tv show Celebrity Rehab. As per usual, it’s a Who’s Who of washed up losers. The main “celebrity” being hyped by the show is horrible parent/douchebag Michael Lohan. He’s famous only for spawning drug addled celebrity slut Lindsey Lohan.
Former New York Mets pitcher Dwight Gooden will also appear on the show. Poor Dr. Drew. You’re not likely to succeed if you’re job is to keep Doc Gooden off booze and drugs.
Also appearing on this year’s show is drunken, pain in the ass actress Sean Young. Young was once one of the top stars in Hollywood. She was the female lead in Blade Runner next to Harrison Ford, for God’s sake. Now, she’s so washed up and her career is such a trainwreck that she wasn’t mentioned until the fourth paragraph of VH1’s press release announcing this year’s cast for Celebrity Rehab.