Posts Tagged ‘Dwyane Wade’

DWYANE WADE DRESSES AS WHITE GUY FOR HALLOWEEN

November 2, 2010

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HEAT TO BE ON TV 34 TIMES THIS SEASON-BUT NOT ON CHRISTMAS VS CLEVELAND

July 16, 2010

LEBRON AND D-WADE TO TAKE ON LAKERS CHRISTMAS DAY

According to today’s Miami Herald, the Three Kings will be on national television 34 times this upcoming NBA season. The Miami Heat featuring LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh and company will be on all four NBA broadcast partners the maximum number of times-10 on ESPN, nine on TNT, nine on NBA TV and six on ABC.

However, there will be no Christmas Day matchup between James’ Heat and his former team the Cleveland Cavaliers. An ABC source says that would be “too negative” and depressing of a holiday theme.

LEBRON JAMES, DWYANE WADE AND CHRIS BOSH MAKE FIRST MIAMI APPEARANCE

July 10, 2010

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DEBUT OF “THREE KINGS”

WADE AND BOSH PICK MIAMI

July 8, 2010

WILL LEBRON MAKE IT A HEAT TRIFECTA?

Two of the biggest names in NBA free agency made their decisions today. LeBron James will make his tomorrow. Both Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh announced Wednesday that they are signing with the Miami Heat.

Wade and Bosh explained their decision to Michael Wilbon of ESPN. There are still reports that fellow mega-free agent Lebron james may join Wade and Bosh in South Beach.

FREE AGENT TRIPLE PLAY?

June 29, 2010

A SIGN OF THINGS TO COME? LEBRON JAMES FLANKED BY POTENTIAL FUTURE TEAMMATES CHRIS BOSH AND DWYANE WADE WHEN THEY ALL PLAYED FOR TEAM USA IN AN EXHIBITION GAME IN VEGAS

It’s being called the first ever “Free-Agent Summit.” Basketball stars LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh reportedly met over the weekend in South Beach to lay out the possibility of their all three joining forces and signing with the same team in a quest for an NBA Championship. James, Bosh and Wade are all currently free agents and after July 8th can sign with any team they want (salary cap restrictions not withstanding.)

Even NBA commissioner David Stern admitted there was nothing he could do about Wade, Bosh and LeBron getting together. Meanwhile, current Fox Sports radio host and former ESPN personality Stephen A. Smith Tweeted today that it’s a done deal. James, Wade and Bosh are all signing with the Miami Heat. Depending on who you want to believe, LeBron James has either 1.) Already decided to bolt for the Miami Heat, 2.) prefers the city of Chicago and will sign with the Bulls, 3.) is just going to end up staying with the Cleveland Cavaliers, 4.) will get the full treatment from his celebrity buddyJay-Z to sign with his New Jersey Nets and their super-rich billionaire owner or 5.) is about to be wooed big-time by eccentric billionaire Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban. Multiple teams have the cap room to sign James AND another NBA superstar. With a little effort, the Heat could sign three. In any scenerario, the New York Knicks are screwed and Bloomberg.com says if James leaves the Cavaliers the value of the franchise will drop by $250 million.

JUDGE: “MRS. WADE, YOU’RE PERRY MASON”

May 30, 2010

DWYANE AND SIOVAUGHN WADE

Basketball star Dwyane Wade has been the beneficiary of two huge financial windfalls this offseason.

1. He’s a free agent in the most lucrative year of free agency in NBA history.

2. His soon-to-be ex-wife is a moron who has mounted the worst legal strategy in the history of American celebrity divorces.

Siovaughn Wade this week fired the NINTH lawyer in her divorce case against her Miami Heat star husband. Her behavior during the divorce proceedings has been so erratic that a Cook County judge didn’t completely discount the possibility of Siovaughn Wade having to undergo a psychiatric exam. You know things aren’t going your way when a judge entertains the possibility of a psychiatric exam. In a divorce case. Even TMZ has mocked Siovaughn Wade’s legal strategy.

According to the Chicago Tribune, the Judge told Mrs. Wade the divorce case was going forward whether she got her tenth divorce lawyer or not. The judge admonished her saying if she didn’t have an attorney by July 19th, “Then Mrs. Wade, you’re Perry Mason.You’re representing yourself.”

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THE NBA HATES AMERICA

February 28, 2009

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DWYANE WADE

Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade has been forced by the NBA to stop wearing his customized “Band-Wades.” Wade had recently taken to wearing the band-aids under his previously injured left eye during Heat games.

The league says the “Band-Wades” are promotional in nature and violate its dress code even though the latest version features an American flag. That hasn’t stopped an upcoming promotion by the Heat where they are selling the “Band-Wades” for a cost of three for $5. The proceeds will go to the “Wade’s World Foundation” charity.

 

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NBA TELLS DWYANE WADE NOT TO WEAR THE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE

 

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THEY DON’T MAKE “FATHERS OF THE YEAR” LIKE THEY USED TO

February 10, 2009

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The good news for Miami Heat basketball star Dwyane Wade is that his ex-wife is recanting her claims that Wade gave her a venereal disease.

The bad news is he may have to give back that “Father of the Year” award.

SPORTSbyBROOKS has a post where a former business partner is accusing Wade of smoking marijuana and participating in orgies while he was married. Wade was named a “Father of the Year” by the National Fathers and Mothers Council in 2007. His wife Shiovaughn Wade has already filed for divorce. She claims Wade has “abandoned” his kids and that Mr. “Father of the Year” hasn’t seen or spoken to his children in months.

Lest you consider Wade the worst “Father of the Year” in history consider if they did the 2007 voting over again Wade would probably win the award anyway. That’s because the other fathers honored by the Fathers and Mothers Council in 2007 were:

Co-“Father of the Year” number one-John Edwards who cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer. He also impregnated his mistress and still denies his bastard child to this day.

Co-“Father of the Year” number two-Hulk Hogan who cheated on his wife with his daughter’s best friend and whose tremendous parenting skills ended up with his oldest son going to jail.

See, Dwyane Wade really WAS the best father on the list in 2007!

The list of the organization’s past “Father of the Year” award winners include Larry King (married 10 times), Patrick Ewing (legendary adulterer whose ex-wife wrote a book about him cheating on her and now hosts a support group for the ex-wives of NBA players), famed sexual deviant Marv Albert and Bing Crosby. Crosby’s children later wrote a book detailing his child abuse.

So, maybe they DO make “Fathers of the Year” like they used to.

 

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DWYANE WADE: FATHER OF THE YEAR?

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January 17, 2009

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DWYANE AND SIOHVAUGHN WADE

Miami Heat basketball star Dwyane Wade’s divorce just got ugly. Real ugly.

Siohvaughn Wade was Wade’s high school sweetheart. The couple married in 2002 and they have two young children. Siohvaughn Wade has filed for divorce. In those papers, she alleges that not only did Wade abandon their children and commit adultery, but he also gave her a sexually transmitted disease.

The Miami Herald has the grim details.