Posts Tagged ‘Iran’

Iran threatens Olympic boycott over secret Zionist logo

February 28, 2011

Iran is threatening to boycott the 2012 Olympics in London, because…wait for it…they claim the logo for the games is “racist.” The head of the Iranian Olympic Committee not only says the London Olympic logo is racist, but also secretly spells out the word “Zion.”

The IRNA head urged other Muslim nations to boycott the 2012 Olympics as well. Previously, the logo had only been called “a national embarrassment” and its designers had been accused of “drinking on the job.”

Now the logo is apparently part of an international Zionist conspiracy.

AHMADINEJAD VERSUS PAUL THE OCTOPUS

July 28, 2010

IRANIAN PRESIDENT MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD: SHOWN HERE WITH THE LOVELY MRS. AHMADINEJAD IN THE OFFICIAL STATE PHOTO. OBVIOUSLY, AGAINST “PROPAGANDA AND SUPERSTITION”

Who wins in a battle of wits between Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the now-famous World Cup predicting Paul The Octopus. Let’s put it this way, Paul The Octopus appears to remain undefeated.

Ahmadinejad decried Paul (who resides at a zoo in Germany) for representing everything that’s wrong with western society and spreading “propaganda and superstition.” Ahmadinejad also claimed the octopus is a sign of decadence and decay among Iran’s “enemies.”

Paul went 8/8 in World Cup soccer predictions this year, thus leading to claims of his being a “psychic octopus.” The odds of picking 8 straight winners is roughly 256/1.

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PAUL THE OCTOPUS: PRESCIENT PICKING CEPHALOPOD

IRAN TO EXECUTE PORN STARS

March 9, 2010

TRUE STORY: IRANIAN ACTRESS ZAHRA AMIR EBRAHIM HAS RELEASED A SEX TAPE

Any time you can mix porn with politics and religion, THAT’S a good story.

Calling them “corrupters of the world,” the Iranian parliament has approved the death penalty for those involved in the porn industry. The 148-5 vote follows the “full-blown Iranian sex scandal” involving actress Zahra Amir Ebrahimi. She recently released a sex tape.

THINK THE IRANIAN GOVERNMENT WANTS THEIR WOMEN DRESSED CONSERVATIVELY? HERE’S THE OFFICIAL STATE PHOTOGRAPH OF PRESIDENT MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAB AND HIS WIFE

12-YEAR-OLD RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF IRAN-PLANS TO BRING PEACE TO MIDDLE EAST BY SENDING THE JEWS TO HAWAII

May 12, 2009

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12-YEAR-OLD KORESH MOUZUNI HAS A PLAN

Saturday was the registration deadline to run for president of Iran. According to ynetnews.com, among the candidates are a 12-year-old boy, a Saddam Hussein lookalike, and a myriad of candidates who think current prez Ahmadinejad is not conservative enough.

The candidate who received the most attention this weekend was 12-year-old Koresh Mouzuni.

 

 

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MOUZUNI HAS BECOME A MEDIA SENSATION

Mouzuni even unveiled a thick policy book to assembled reporters. The boy also revealed his solution to bringing peace to the Middle East:

 

 

“I will buy Hawaii, Obama’s birthplace, from the United States and lease it to Israelis who will go live there-so that they don’t kill the children in Gaza.”

 

 

When young Mouzuni was asked about “yellow cake” uranium, he said he didn’t know what that was but,

 

“A president doesn’t have to know everything.”

 

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SADDAM LOOKALIKE ALSO RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF IRAN

IRANIAN PRESIDENT FALLS ILL: LITERALLY

October 27, 2008

DOWN GOES AHMADINEJAD! BODYGUARD ASSISTS FALLEN IRANIAN PREZ

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad collapsed in Tehran yesterday. Reports are he had fallen ill due to a “heavy workload.”

Maybe he can spend some quality time at home recharging the batteries with the wife. Here’s a picture of the lovely Mrs. Ahmadenijad (What a babe!):

 

 MR. AND MRS. AHMADINEJAD