Posts Tagged ‘JaMarcus Russell’

You know you’re a loser when your “life coach” quits in disgust

April 15, 2011

JAMARCUS RUSSELL

Former Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell has already been tagged as the “biggest bust in NFL history.” He was also known as a fat candy addict who was once photographed on the sidelines of a Raiders game with Skittles tucked into his uniform. After a short and spectacularly failed football career, Russell was then arrested for dealing cough syrup. 

Now, Russell has been hit with yet another “all-time low.” Former NBA player, recovered drug addict and famed counselor John Lucas has quit as Russel’s “life coach.” Jason Cole of Yahoo! Sports wrote about Russel’s latest debacle, Thursday. The Cole article quoted a source as saying “it’s over” for Russell at the age of 25.

JAMARCUS RUSSELL ADDICTED TO PURPLE DRANK AND JOLLY RANCHERS

August 13, 2010

FORMER RAIDERS QB JAMARCUS RUSSELL IS A FAN OF THE PURPLE DRANK

Former Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell basically admitted in court Thursday that he had codeine syrup based “Purple Drank” in his house when he was arrested last month. However, he did find a buddy to take the fall for it.

Russell also told ESPN that he tested positive for codeine following the 2007 NFL Draft. Russell admits he would have tested positive for codeine before the draft but was holding out of training camp with the Raiders and therefore was not drug tested.

Russell has denied having a drug problem, but Purple Drank is the only drug that includes mixing Jolly Rancher candy in with it and we KNOW the former Raider has a candy monkey on his back.

RUSSELL FACES HIS DAY IN COURT ON CODEINE CHARGES

JAMARCUS RUSSELL NOW OFF THE CHARTS ON “LOSER” SCALE

July 6, 2010

JAMARCUS RUSSELL

Ok, this is probably officially going to move former Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell ahead of Ryan Leaf for the title “Biggest Bust in NFL Draft History.” Russell has been arrested in Alabama as part of an undercover narcotics investigation. He was charged with possession of a controlled substance-codeine syrup. Obviously, Russell needs another career since there are currently 111 quarterbacks on the rosters of National Football League teams and he isn’t good enough to be one of them. However, “codeine syrup dealer” may not have been a wise choice. Even with a limited LSU education.

Russell was the first pick of the 2007 NFL Draft. After a terrible three years with the Raiders, Russell was cut this offseason.

AL DAVIS REALLY NEEDS TO GO AWAY

April 29, 2010

JAMARCUS RUSSELL

All week there have been stories that the Oakland Raiders were going to cut former number one pick/quarterback bust JaMarcus Russell. The rotund Russell was the first overall pick in the 2006 NFL Draft but has been a miserable failure for the Raiders. For the first time ever, Russell has started to put up big numbers. Unfortunately, they’re on a scale.

With the recent acquisition of Washington Redskins quarterback Jason Campbell, and the signing of Carrie Prejean  boytoy Kyle Boller to go along with incumbent Raiders starter Bruce Gradkowski, it seemed inevitable that Russell was toast. The Raiders would also save $6.45 million (to offset the $40 million they’ve already pissed away on Russell) by cutting him NOW.

However, releasing Russell would require one thing-for Raiders owner Al Davis to admit he was wrong. It now appears that may not happen. Fanhouse.com reports that Raiders minicamp begins tomorrow and the club still doesn’t know if they’re cutting Russell. Actually, make that DAVIS hasn’t let anyone know if he’s cutting Russell.

Apparently, Davis isn’t quite ready to bounce Russell and admit that he made such a disatrous draft pick. Whether or not Davis faces reality and cuts his losses with Russell now or later, there are already articles speculating if Russell was the WORST draft pick in NFL history. That’s right, worse than Ryan Leaf.

Ouch!

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AL DAVIS: STILL EVIL, NO LONGER A GENIUS

JAMARCUS RUSSELL: STILL FAT

March 28, 2010

 

JAMARCUS RUSSELL: ONLY PLAYER IN NFL HISTORY PHOTOGRAPHED ON SIDELINES DURING A GAME WITH A PACK OF SKITTLES TUCKED IN HIS PANTS

NBA ANNOUNCER KEVIN HARLAN WITH CLASSIC DISS OF RAIDERS QUARTERBACK JAMARCUS RUSSELL

February 4, 2010

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JAMARCUS RUSSELL: STILL A LAZY, STUPID, FAT LOAD

January 6, 2010

PLUS SIZED MODEL JAMARCUS RUSSELL

Oakland Raiders bust quarterback JaMarcus Russell STILL just doesn’t get it. Russell was the top pick in the 2007 NFL Draft but has had a miserable pro career.

Now, Russell is involved in yet another controversy (bigger than Skittlesgate), and this one has the Raiders really steamed. It seems that Russell skipped the team’s mandatory final meeting Monday. So that he could party in Vegas. Las Vegas gossip columnist Norm! broke the story in his column today.

FATASS RAIDERS QB JAMARCUS RUSSELL EMBROILED IN SKITTLES CONTROVERSY

November 29, 2009

IS THAT A PACK OF SKITTLES IN JAMARCUS RUSSELL’S WAISTBAND?

There’s a photo making the rounds on the Internet that purports to be a picture of Oakland quarterback with a bag of Skittles tucked into his pants standing on the Raiders sideline. Profootballtalk.com says it’s either candy or a pack of sunflower seeds.