Posts Tagged ‘Johnny Weir’

LEAST SURPRISING SPORTS STORY EVER

January 8, 2011

 

JOHNNY WEIR

Big Shock. It turns out figure skater Johnny Weir is gay. Weir is coming out of the closet with his new biography, “Welcome to My World.” In the book, which will be released Tuesday, Weir says, “In a sexual way, I’m gay…”

Johnny Weir: I'm Gay

JOHNNY WEIR FORCED TO RESPOND TO RUMORS THAT HE’S A WOMAN OR EVEN *GASP!* HETEROSEXUAL

February 26, 2010

JOHNNY WEIR

A pair of idiot Canadian announcers from Quebec are in trouble after making homophobic comments against flamboyant American figure skater Jonny Weir. The announcers said he was a “poor example” for other skaters and even suggested he be forced to undergo gender identity testing.

In response, Weir felt compelled to hold a press conference to state that he IS a man.

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Weir did make some rather open ended comments that might be interpreted to mean he’s slept with women (below video.) This follows an ESPN.com article that flat out states Weir may be STRAIGHT heterosexual.

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JOHNNY WEIR: MARKED FOR DEATH

February 14, 2010

 

JOHNNY WEIR’S “TO DIE FOR” FOX-LINED OUTFIT

Flamboyant Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir has apparently been targeted for assassination. No, it’s not by some anti-gay group.

Instead, radical anti-fur animal rights protesters are furious at Weir and have actually threatened his life. They’re angry that Weir not only continues to wear fur, but actually had a dead fox draped over his shoulder in a recent routine.

Olympic officials have apparently taken the threats seriously enough that Weir has refused to leave of the Olympic Village for security reasons. Several columnists have penned “Let-Johnny-wear-what-he-wants” articles.