Posts Tagged ‘Karl Malone’

BASTARD SON OF KARL MALONE MAY BE BILLS NEW LEFT TACKLE

August 29, 2009

 

KARL MALONE: ONCE IMPREGNATED A 12-YEAR-OLD

Did you know that NBA legend Karl Malone once got a twelve-year-old girl pregnant? It’s true. It happened when Malone was a teenaged college freshman at Louisiana Tech.

Now, the child that resulted from that coupling may be the new starting left tackle for the Buffalo Bills. Demetrius Bell is a seventh round pick who’s never taken a snap in an NFL game. Nevertheless, ProFootballtalk.com is reporting that the Bills hate tackle Langston Walker so badly that they may give his job to Bell. Both are looking to replace Pro Bowler Jason Peters who went to the Philadelphia Eagles this offseason.

Bell and his father are completely estranged. Bell says they have no relationship. The two never met until Bell was 18.

 

DEMETRIUS BELL

MADDEN NFL ’09’S LOWEST RATED PLAYER TO START THIS WEEK

August 29, 2008

DEMETRIUS BELL

Buffalo Bills rookie offensive lineman Demetrius Bell is famous for two things. First, he is the bastard son of NBA legend Karl Malone.

KARL MALONE

Malone got Bell’s mother pregnant when SHE WAS JUST 12-YEARS-OLD and he was a college junior. Now Malone’s son is a tackle/center who was taken in the seventh round of the 2008 NFL Draft by the Buffalo Bills.

Bell is also famous for another reason. According to Bell himself, he is the lowest rated player on this year’s edition of the video game Madden NFL ’09. Despite his low rating, Bell is starting at offensive tackle for the Bills in their final exhibition game against Detroit this week.